No Fatima, There Is No Santa Claus

I did not listen to the Muslim Teleprompter Fest and haven't gotten to read the text fully, but I can tell you the shit is flying fast and furious. Here's a quote from Ankara scholar, and PM advisor Ibrahim Kalin:

"You have never seen a president who has raised expectations so high in the Arab and Muslim world, for the good. People see in him something they would like to see in their own leaders, and that, in itself, creates huge expectations."

Well Mr. Kalin, you obviously have not been paying one wit of attention to what your hero has been doing in our country: proving what many of us have known all along. His words are worthless and all the expectations and hopes that he instills in his mindless followers are flushed down the crapper at his earliest convenience. There is no lie he won't tell, no promise he won't make to get everyone to love him. Then he will spurn you, but like a victim of abuse you'll come back begging for more. The only way to avoid this is to never accept his word. Only, when the expectations of the Muslim world are dashed by the Fraud, the reaction will not be nearly as tepid as it is here in America, where everyone is happy as long as the cable is working and the beer flows.

Guess who has figured this out? Why it's everyone's favorite mullah Ali Khamenei. According to AP, Khamenei said that efforts by The Barry to change the "ugly, detested and rough" face of the United States will not be earned solely by "words, speech and slogan."

Hamas said they welcome Pampers' outreach to Muslims. They did not say they would be willing to recognize Israel. Any guesses as to whether the Tushy will pressure Hamas like he is pressuring Israel?

Take deep breaths and try not to vomit.