It's the same in any lingo

בַּת-בָּבֶל, הַשְּׁדוּדָה: אַשְׁרֵי שֶׁיְשַׁלֶּם-לָךְ-- אֶת-גְּמוּלֵךְ, שֶׁגָּמַלְתּ לָנוּ
אַשְׁרֵי שֶׁיֹּאחֵז וְנִפֵּץ אֶת-עֹלָלַיִךְ-- אֶל-הַסָּלַע

How can one be compelled to accept slavery? I simply refuse to do the master's bidding. He may torture me, break my bones to atoms and even kill me. He will then have my dead body, not my obedience. Ultimately, therefore, it is I who am the victor and not he, for he has failed in getting me to do what he wanted done. ~ Mahatma Gandhi
If I am not for myself, who will be for me? If I am not for others, what am I? If not now, when? ~ Rav Hillel, Pirke Avot

This Red Sea Pedestrian Stands against Judeophobes

This Red Sea Pedestrian Stands against Judeophobes
Wear It With Pride

31 July 2014

Nancy Pelosi: Natural Born Stupid

An Israeli military operation sure does flush the chumps.  Naughty Nazi Nancy Pelosi just couldn't stay out of the fray.  If she's not having her face stretched to the dark side of the moon, she's carrying water for the man-cub president she genuflects to every time she passes a high fibre bowel movement. 

I have always considered Pelosi to be among the great douchebags of American politics, so it doesn't come as a surprise that she has managed to exceed her already well established level of douchosity.  Seriously, how is it someone so utterly stupid, someone who barely functions as a human being, gets reelected over and over again?  I can only imagine that either her district is populated by people who are actually more brain dead than she is, or her electoral fraud machine operates with such efficiency that no one bothers to count the votes anymore.

Her latest achievement in maximum stupid came on an appearance on Pampers sycophant Candy Crowley's "State of the Union" show.  {Let me just interject here, the fact that Candy Crowley still has a job after her 2012 revelation that she spotted Macaque in the presidential debate she "moderated," backing his calling the attack on Benghazi a terrorist action and not a spontaneous protest, is testimony to the fact that either CNN is a government run mouthpiece, or Candy threatened to eat 10lbs of raw broccoli and asphyxiate her producer.} 

When an international crisis looms, Nancy always likes to pretend she is relevant, and has some kind of say in what is happening, even though we know she spends most of her time worshiping at the altar of Botoxus, the Stretch Armstrong god of facials.  Attempting to sound like a diplomat, while covering for the fact that her boss is doing nothing about the crisis except fund the Islamofascist regimes that back Hamas, she actually said:

"And we have to confer with the Qataris, who have told me over and over again that Hamas is a humanitarian organization." 

Do I have to go on?

In Nancy's defense, her face is stretched tighter that a tennis racket on a hot day, which probably causes a dramatic reduction in blood flow to her already addled brain.  If she and Russell Brand had a love child, I'm pretty sure it would be born with its head lodged up its ass.

Image courtesy of LogisticsMonster!

Russell Brand: A Special Kind of Idiot.

Russell Brand is a recovering drug addict and out of work actor who was fired from Mtv for showing up the day after 9/11 dressed as Osama Bert Laden.  As a means of reviving his career as a crackpot out of work actor, he has repackaged himself as some new age messiah/Dalai Lama/Gandhi.  There's only one problem with this branding of Brand: he is a fucking idiot who in fact sympathizes with Hamas, the genocidal terrorist group whose charter calls for the destruction of Israel, and the genocide of the Jewish people.  Captain Cumbaya even goes so far as to invoke the so-called Israel lobby that he thinks controls the US government.

Whoops!  That doesn't sound very enlightened or new age...does it?

It's all very well and good to run around talking about enlightenment and the raising of the consciousness of the human race.  Holding both the Dalai Lama and the Mahatma as personal heroes (I know...weird isn't it?), I'm all for, and dedicate my life work to achieving that very object.  But, unlike Brand, who gets all his news from the television, which he himself claims to be a fucked up idiot box of lies, I do not have a broken moral compass.  And guess what?  Neither did the Mahatma, nor does the Dalai Lama.  Both recognize evil and understand it must be combated.  One does not look evil in the face and pretend it's a shiny unicorn pissing rainbows and shitting pots of gold, which is exactly what Brand thinks Hamas does.

So, since I'm pretty sure that dear Russell googles himself on a regular basis just to see if anyone is talking about him, and will thus likely end up here, I'm publishing a couple videos of the rainbow pissing gold shitting Hamas in action so he can see just what it is he is sympathizing with, and offer him the opportunity to apologize to the entire human race for opening up his ignorant blow hole and filling the world with his self-important lunatic ravings, which actually lowers the collective IQ of the entire human race.

Here are some Hamas good fellas...dragging the corpse of a victim they executed for possibly being a collaborator.  I'm sure Russell you feel this is justified, to be executed without a trial, because, after all, he might have collaborated with the Zionist Entity.  Russell Brand is against Habeus Corpus.

Here's a charming video made by an Arab who...get this Russell...hates Hamas and is exposing them for the murderous mafiosos they are...but you think they're freedom fighters.  Watch the whole thing you self-righteous, ignorant jackass.

Are you getting this now, Russell, or are you going to continue to celebrate these murderers, sympathizing with their mission to target innocent people, destroy their country, and murder every single Jewish man, woman, and child, while they subject their own people to the fascist Muslim oppression of mind, body and soul?

Russell, you are an ignorant moron, not the Dalai Lama.  Get over yourself.  You are morally broken, an imbecile in the moral realm, an imbecile in general.  Do yourself and the rest of humanity a favor, Russell: move to a Buddhist monastery and take a permanent vow of silence.

Italian Reporter Exposes the Truth in Gaza: Hamas Shelled Shati

There is a great deal of controversy regarding the shelling of a UNRWA school in a Falacstinian refugee camp in Gaza (how you have a refugee camp in an area that has been under exclusive Falacstinian sovereignty for nearly 10 years is a question you'll have to ask UNRWA).  The UN is accusing Israel of shelling a school that had 3000 civilians in it.  Seventeen of them were reportedly killed.  Odd isn't it that the "indiscriminate shelling" of a school resulted in only 17 dead when there were supposedly 3000 inside?  Not if it turns out that the school was actually hit by Hamas rocket fire, and not Israeli. 

Italian reporter Gabriele Barbati is leading the charge against the falsified stories coming out of Gaza, generated by journalists who are reporting under threat of reprisals from Hamas if they tell the truth about that is happening there.  Barbati has stated in a tweet he sent upon leaving Gaza that it was Hamas, AND NOT ISRAEL, that was responsible for the shelling of the playground adjacent to the school, and that evidence of Hamas' crime was hastily removed.  Meanwhile, a UN spokesman, John Ging, who claims there is forensic evidence that Israel shelled the school, states rather clearly that Hamas in fact fires rockets and mortars from UN facilities, and civilian housing, just as the IDF has been saying from the beginning.

 The following transcript was furnished by the Muqata Facebook Page:

 JOHN GING: The militants, Hamas, and the other armed groups, they are firing also their weaponry, the rockets, into Israel from the vicinity of these [UN] installations and housing and so on, so the combat is being conducted very much in a residential built up area.

CBC NEWS ANCHOR: The Israeli government has said repeatedly that Hamas is using human shields, they are using UN schools, hospitals -- not only, by the way, to store weapons -- I know 3 UN-run schools have been found with munitions stored in them, as weapons depots -- but in the UN's experience, is Hamas or militant groups, Islamic Jihad, are they launching rockets nearby these shelters, these UN schools? Are they using it essentially as a shelter?

JOHN GING: Yes, the armed groups are firing their rockets into Israel from the vicinity of UN facilities and residential areas, absolutely.

Funny how, in light of the mounting evidence, that the UN and EU leaders are not rushing to condemn Hamas, as they were when the UN first said Israel was responsible.  Nor have any of them retracted their condemnations of Israel in the incident.  Just another day of Jew hate from the people who brought you the Holocaust, and the ones preparing the second.

Apparently, a number of incidents of journalist intimidation are being reported after the fact.  The simple truth is that you are not getting accurate news about what is happening in Gaza from anyone reporting there.  It is only those who leave that have the spine to tell the truth who can be considered credible.  CNN is, as usual, leading the charge of the unmitigated liars, and will never retract any lies because images of dead children boosts ratings...the truth about Israel's significant attempts to protect human life, in spite of Hamas committing the double war crime of firing on civilians in the midst of human shields does not.  Unfortunately, this means that a lot of useful idiots are transmitting lies that incites violence around the world against Jews, and has insane lunatic douchebags like Russell Brand, going on about that which they know not.  But we'll deal with dear Russell in another post.

30 July 2014

Hillary Clinton: Stupid Idiot or Brain Damaged?

For those of you who were following this blog in 2008, you know that I was a rabid supporter of Hillary Clinton in the primaries, going so far as to join the PUMAs and travel to Denver for the Democratic Convention, where I witnessed the savage fascism of The Barry's minions.  My street cred goes one step further in that I was commissioned to compose an updated version of the Declaration of Sentiments honoring Clinton's historic performance in the primaries, and as protest to the blatant misogyny leveled against her by the O'Barfy campaign and the fawning media (which we all know will be climbing up her ass to kiss it in 2016). 

I should clarify that I never felt we needed another Clinton in the White House.  Two Shrubs was enough.  We don't need to start being a nation with legacy executives.  While I fully supported then, as I do now, the aspiration of women to shatter glass ceilings, and most importantly break free of the crippling image war set upon them by Madison Avenue, Hollywood, and the media at large, I will be much happier if Hillary Clinton is NEVER president of the United States.  My support of her candidacy was, to be frank, because I knew then what everyone but the truly brain dead knows now: that Macaque Pajama is a Jew hating, self serving, corrupt, narcissistic idiot clown from hell who doesn't care who gets thrown under the bus, as long as he gets to keep driving without a license.

Clinton was a complete disappointment as Secretary of State, a position she took because it appealed to the one personal conviction she has: the increasing power of Hillary Clinton.  Unfortunately for her, she hitched her wagon to an affirmative action candidate who turned out to be the political equivalent of a kid on sedatives riding the short bus because he spent the first ten years of his life sniffing glue.

My argument against candidate Hillary Clinton now is simple.  In 1995, Clinton famously traveled to Beijing, China for a women's rights convention.  She made the trip at risk to her own life, and against the advice of American security personnel.  At the convention she famously stated, "Human rights are women's rights, and women's rights are human rights."  It was a landmark moment to be sure, one that left a deep impression on me at the time.

Fast forward to 2009 when Secretary of Hate Clinton traveled to China for her first diplomatic mission on behalf of the Douche who would be king.  Her mission was simple: get China to keep buying our debt so that our economy doesn't completely collapse.  She met with Chinese officials and essentially told them not to worry about the United States making any complaints or noise about Chinese human rights violations, or the wee bit of genocide going on in Tibet (Input the word Tibet on this blog's search bar and you should be able to see the photos of young Tibetans being taken to slaughter and the tops of their heads blown off by our dear Chinese friends.).  So the woman who famously equated women's rights with human rights, basically updated her declaration to, "F-ck human rights."

Now I'm sure that her sheople supporters who have been foaming at the mouth, waiting for 2016, will excuse her saying, "She was just following orders."  Anyone who makes that excuse is a sick brain dead loser and should not be allowed to vote, nor be allowed to sit at the grown-up's table in any situation or echelon of life.  They should be relegated to the cesspool to live off their own excrement like frogs, as they are of the same breed as Nazi excuse makers that spewed the "I was just following orders" line for why they shot Jews in the head and dumped them into open pits.

Wow!  No that I have that out of my system, let's talk about the fact that, in addition to being a power hungry hypocrite, Hillary Clinton has turned out to be either be a first class moron, or is actually brain damaged, as asserted by the notorious pig man ass clown, Karl Rove.  Why?  Because the woman who was complicit in leaving four Americans to die in Benghazi to cover up the nefarious action of her boss, thinks that the reason Hamas stores rockets in UNRWA schools, hospitals, and civilian homes is because...Gaza is a densely populated place and gosh gee...there's just no where else to put them.

Really?  And you want to be President of the United States?  The only hard choice you seem to make Hillary is whether to be stupid, or extra stupid.

If you support Hillary in 2016 you are in need of help.  And I mean that in the most loving way.

29 July 2014

The Mounting Evidence

UPDATE: Per Caroline Glick, her sources have verified the veracity of the text of the conversation below.  Pampers has turned out to be exactly who and what I said he was, an enemy of Israel, and the Jewish people.  Period.

Apart from what amounts to a virtual admission that Macaque Pajamas supports the destruction of Israel and the genocide of the Jewish people, we are now getting transcripts from the recording of his phone conversation last Sunday night with Israel's Prime Minister, Bibi Netanyahu.  Both Israel and the Blight House deny this is the conversation that took place, but Caroline Glick trusts the veracity of the source, Oren Nahari of Israel Channel 1, so I do too.  Ms. Glick does not stick her neck out for frauds.  There is far too much at stake.  So, here's what we've got so far of the man-baby telling Netanyahu he must effectively surrender to the genocidal rapist baby murderers of Hamas so that they can rearm and continue their jihad against Israel.  As you will see Macaque, like Hamas, cannot be reasoned with.  He supports Hamas, and therefore supports the destruction of Israel.

BO: I believe that Hamas will cease its rocket fire — silence will be met with silence.

BN: Hamas broke all five previous ceasefires. It’s a terrorist organization dedicated to the destruction of Israel.

BO: I repeat and expect Israel to stop all its military activities unilaterally. The pictures of destruction in Gaza distance the world from Israel’s position.

BN: Kerry’s proposal was completely unrealistic and gives Hamas military and diplomatic advantages.

BO: Within a week of the end of Israel’s military activities, Qatar and Turkey will begin negotiations with Hamas based on the 2012 understandings, including Israel’s commitment to removing the siege and restrictions on Gaza.

BN: Qatar and Turkey are the biggest supporters of Hamas. It’s impossible to rely on them to be fair mediators.

BO: I trust Qatar and Turkey. Israel is not in the position that it can choose its mediators.

BN: I protest because Hamas can continue to launch rockets and use tunnels for terror attacks –

BO: (interrupting Netanyahu) The ball’s in Israel’s court, and it must end all its military activities.

You Don't Reason With Jihadi Scumbags...You Crush Them

You cannot reason with Hamas.  You cannot negotiate with Hamas.  Hamas wants Israel destroyed and all its Jews dead.  Period.  There will never be a two-state solution.  People who lynch homosexuals, carry babies into combat, and herd women and children into hospitals where they will be blown up with the rockets hidden there are unworthy to sit among the civilized nations of the world (most of which are barely that, considering the atrocities they perpetrate or ignore on a regular basis while blaming Israel for everything from collapse of the Mayan civilization, to the canceling of the original Star Trek, to there being no fictitious country called Palestine, with its non-existant people and history).

If you love peace, if you want to see an end to the senseless warring between Israel and Arabs, then you better pray to whatever god you believe in for Israel to obliterate Hamas, Fatah, Islamic Jihad, ISIS and every other lunatic jihadi organization operating between Jordan and the sea.  The only way those lunatics will ever stop attacking Israel is if they are all dead.  Maybe then, the Arabs who have been living under the sweaty, pustulant armpit of these Islamic mafiosos will have a chance to live the same life of freedom and equality as every Arab does in the state of Israel.

That's it.  There is no other option.  It sucks, but the West has been propping up and enabling these genocidal murderers for years because, after all, oil is thicker than Jewish blood, and no one worries about Jews cutting their heads off screaming about G-d.  If they did they wouldn't be burning our businesses and firebombing our synagogues.


Pampers Outs Himself as a Great Big Giant Jew Hater

Oh, little Pampers.  You've tried to be a diplomat for all seasons.  You have admirably faked being president with the aplomb of your gubernatorial screw up mini-me, Deval Patrick, but you've stepped in the poo and you can't hide the smell.

You played golf while Israel waited for three weeks to hear about our kidnapped then murdered boys.  You have blathered on about Israel having the right to defend itself, but pretty much stayed out of the way were playing golf.  But then UNRWA was found to be housing rockets in not one, but TWO schools!  I know...quelle sooprise!  The mask of UN complicity with Hamas crimes against humanity fell off so you just had to step in and stop the party.

First, you had the FAA shut down American flights to Israel because a Malaysian plane was shot down over Ukraine, and Hamas fired a rocket that hit a mile from Ben-Gurion airport.  Of course, because you are an idiot with a pimple brain who has never actually run anything, including the White House, you blew your little fist in glove routine on the first day, sending John Kerry to fly to Israel and land in the same airport you attempted to close.  You also failed to have the FAA shut down flights to Ukraine.  Could you possibly be more obvious?!??!

To make matters worse, Israel called your bluff by announcing the opening of a second international airport; Michael Bloomberg flew on El Al to Ben-Gurion and basically made you smell his rear; Ted Cruz threatened to hold up State Department appointments in the Senate until the FAA splained itself; and Canada (an example, for those of you wondering, what a country not run by a narcissistic man-baby looks like), got flights going almost immediately...because it is run by people who actually like Israel.  But it was sending John "What the hell am I doing" Kerry that was your undoing.

Yep, you sent the drunk wookie to broker a ceasefire, the terms of which did the following:

  1. Legitimated the genocidal aims of Hamas, which are: kill all the Jews and destroy Israel.
  2. Ignored Israel's security concerns entirely.
  3. Declared your pledge to give a terrorist organization dedicated to the destruction of Israel, and the genocide of the Jewish people, $47million.
The problem is that, in your effort to keep Hamas alive (and it is on the verge of its total destruction, much to your chagrin...we know how you love your jihadi buddies), you exposed the fact that you hate Jews and support terror groups that want to wipe them off the face of the earth.  There is no other conclusion that an undead real live person can draw.

You have said nothing while Muslims burn Jewish businesses in France, vandalize synagogues in Germany, and take to the streets of the United States, vandalizing synagogues and threatening Jews on American soil, except intimate that this would only get worse if Israel didn't let Hamas live to fight another day.

So thank you Pampers for finally showing your hand, for finally demonstrating to American Jews, once and for all, where you stand and whose back you really have: the jihadis who chant "Itbach al yahud!" at the top of their lungs for shits and giggles.  This of course will not change the fact that stupid liberal Jews will still excuse your bullshit, and vote for Democrats like a bunch of brain dead sheep.  La-di-da!  La-di-da!

I'm Baaaaaaaack!

That's right!  I'm back.  I left the fabulous world of blogging because I was sick and tired of watching Israel be a lapdog for Macaque Pajama.  But those days are apparently over.  Israel has finally decided to stop taking Hamas rockets in the rear, has stopped giving much of a crap about world opinion, and is back in Gaza kicking ass and taking names!

Douchebags of the world, your free ride is over.  I'm back, and there's a target on your ass!