It's the same in any lingo

בַּת-בָּבֶל, הַשְּׁדוּדָה: אַשְׁרֵי שֶׁיְשַׁלֶּם-לָךְ-- אֶת-גְּמוּלֵךְ, שֶׁגָּמַלְתּ לָנוּ
אַשְׁרֵי שֶׁיֹּאחֵז וְנִפֵּץ אֶת-עֹלָלַיִךְ-- אֶל-הַסָּלַע

How can one be compelled to accept slavery? I simply refuse to do the master's bidding. He may torture me, break my bones to atoms and even kill me. He will then have my dead body, not my obedience. Ultimately, therefore, it is I who am the victor and not he, for he has failed in getting me to do what he wanted done. ~ Mahatma Gandhi
If I am not for myself, who will be for me? If I am not for others, what am I? If not now, when? ~ Rav Hillel, Pirke Avot

This Red Sea Pedestrian Stands against Judeophobes

This Red Sea Pedestrian Stands against Judeophobes
Wear It With Pride

31 March 2008


The fuck faced douchebags in the MSM are finally taking notice of Obama's campaign finance lies.
It's about fucking time!  How many months have I been fighting a one man war in the blogosphere about this?  It was reported on The Verdict with Dan Abrams as well.

Now if only they'll check Congressional Quarterly to see that Obama took more money from the top 10 subprime mortgage lenders than Clinton and McCain.

He's just a slimy, two bit liar like every other politician.

Obama '08:  Bullshit you can believe in!

30 March 2008

Even the Emails are Sanctimonious

So I decided to email the Obama campaign and tell them what I thought about his O-ness' latest round of campaign finance lies; specifically his "I don't take money from lobbyists and corporate interests" line.  I had written to them before, but I was bored and feeling extra offended by his no longer even qualifying the lobbyists as "registered" anymore.

I let him have it.  I of course used my, "You're a duplicitous liar and a fraud" line, which my mom really likes.  As a result, I was automatically placed on the Obama campaign's email zombie list.  When I received a solicitation for money from the campaign I immediately set about unsubscribing from the list.  They give you the option of commenting as to why you would be moved to take such drastic action.

Are you kidding?  I couldn't resist.  I got back the following response: 
Dear Friend,

Thank you for sharing your thoughts about Senator Obama and his candidacy for President.  Senator Obama welcomes an open dialogue about America's future, and hopes for the widest possible participation in a great nationwide discussion.

Hearing and exploring different positions and ways of thinking furthers this discussion.  It challenges our reasoning, sharpens our analysis of issues, and leads to new solutions.  We appreciate having the benefit of your perspective.

One of Senator Obama's mentors was the late Senator Paul Simon, a man of great ability and integrity.  He believed that people could disagree without being disagreeable, and Senator Obama has taken that guiding principle as his own.

Thank you again for contacting Senator Obama.


Obama for America
So I guess I'm supposed to assume that I'm disagreeable and that I should take a page from the Big Obama Book of Agreeability.  Fuck you assholes.  Your candidate is a lying sack.  I do not have to be agreeable, or respectful for that matter.  Last time I checked I pay his fucking salary.  Bite me.

I have also found no real evidence that can corroborate any relationship between Paul Simon and Obama.  It appears to be more of a legend conjured by Blacksploitator David Axelrod.

Barack Obama '08: Long on audacity.  Short on hope.

Obama's Ad is Crap

I just saw my first Presidential TV ad.  It was for Barry.  He's in a public establishment talking about taking away tax breaks for companies shipping jobs over seas.  This ad is designed to create the illusion that Barack Obama gives a damn about you keeping your blue collar job.  

And the Obama campaign calls Hillary Clinton a liar.  I have news for you Barack, being better at it doesn't make you a better President.

Sorry Barack, but if you're going to continue to market yourself as the Golden god of Change then I'm going to keep pointing out that you are a lying, self serving, hypocritical pile of steaming cow turd.

Richardson isn't Judas; he's just plain stupid

Governor, I thought you were the man.  I also thought the beard you busted out on Super Tuesday looked bad assed.  But Obama?  You don't want to see the party divided?  Blah blah blah?  I wanna go with the "winner" and maybe be Secretary of Trees?  The guy is a lying sack and you decided to give him your blessing.  I thought you were different, but in the end you're just like all the rest.  I violated my rule that all politicians are to be considered self-possessed demagogues in love with their reflections who do everything for their personal agrandisement {That way I'm never disappointed; and I haven't been yet} and believed in you.  But you turned out to just be a tool to your own ambition.  The party peacemaker hat didn't work on the campaign trail, and it's not working now.

You should have just kept your mouth shut and not join the litany of Demagogic Donkeys obsessed with crowning Obama and denying us the chance to vote.  I want to vote against Obama at least once, if not twice.  Now we have to listen to Pat Leahy growl at us.  Dude, go home, put on a cool dye, and kick it with some '77 Dead, and remember what the hell franchise is all about.

Why don't you admit what you're really afraid of:  the very real possibility of Clinton being ahead in the popular vote when the primary season is over.  Hillary '08

29 March 2008

Obama Busted, but it won't Stick

I never thought I'd live to see the day when Barack Obama would be called out on his lies regarding his campaign financing.  But it actually happened.  And not only that, it happened on MSNBC's FIRSTREAD Blog of Shame!

Obama is running an ad in PA saying that he doesn't take money from oil companies.  But according to the Center for Responsive Politics he's taken $213,8884 from the oil and gas industry as of the end February.  Two of Obama's campaign bundlers are also CEOs for oil and gas companies according to his own campaign website {the liar doesn't even work that hard to cover his lies, he must assume that his zombie followers aren't paying attention; and he's right}.

And the Obama Lie Train rolled on through Greensboro North Carolina earlier this week where Obama lied again, telling his zombies that he doesn't take money from lobbyists and coroporate interests.  Then why has Congressional Quarterly published that Obama has taken more money from the top 10 subprime mortgage lenders than McCain and Clinton?  Because Obama is a lying sack of shit that's why.

Here's some more fun facts about the money Obama is not taking from Corporate America, courtesy of Congressional Quarterly:

Obama took $266,907 from Lehman

$161,850 from Citigroup

$150,850 from CS First Boston

$170,050 from Morgan Stanley 

$351,900 from Goldman Sachs.

The list goes on, but I don't want the hammer blows to bruise you.

Obama is not going to bring the change in Washington you desire.  The sooner you start to realize it, the better off you'll be.  If he lies about the central premise of his campaign; that he doesn't take money from lobbysists and special interests, then what else is he lying about?  Plenty.  I only hope his zombies wake up and see it before it's too late.

Chances are the mainstream media will not report this and millions of zombies will go on believing in the Golden god of Change.  Ironically, this is the most compelling reason not to vote for Obama, but the one that is being reported the least. 

Typical America.

26 March 2008

Chuck Todd is a Fucking Moron

Today I saw Chuck Todd (King of the Obama Apologists & All Around Obama Butt Kissing Boot Lick) say that Obama has won every state so far that touches Illinois, and every state touching the Atlantic Ocean that's voted so far.

Clearly Chuck is one of those guys whose school district cut the geography program.  Here's a news flash asshole; New Jersey, New York, Massachusetts, and Rhode Island, New Hampshire, and Florida are all on the coast, and were all won by Hillary Clinton.

I think what probably happened is that Chuck was jerking off to Obama's race speech, got overwhelmed, and bashed his head on the television...or he's a fucking moron...or both.

20 March 2008

"Woman is the Nigger of the World"

That was John Lennon's admonition to us all back in the 70's.  Senator Obama gave a pretty little speech about race earlier in the week and now everybody's talkin' 'bout racism racism racism.  To paraphrase Barack's mentor/uncle Jeremiah Wright:  Barack Obama ain't never been called a cunt.  I've got news for you Jerry&Barry: Neither of you know what it means to be a slave.

Neither of you were slaves, but millions of women are bought and sold as sex slaves around the world.  You have never been lashed by the master's whip, but thousands of women are forced to be circumcised. or beaten, or whipped every day.  Women are raped as part of military campaigns by your African brethren.  Women in the Middle and Near East are murdered in "honor killings," or burned alive when they fail to please their husbands.  They have their tongues cut out for praying too loudly, for speaking too loudly.  Years ago I was infuriated, but not surprised, that Ultra Orthodox Jews in Israel were eager to ban Jewish women from audibly praying at the Western Wall.  The proposed sentence was 7 years in prison.  The standard sentence for rape in Israel at the time was three years.  It never became law, but it once again demonstrated what can happen to the human mind when it is broken by religious fanaticism. Women live as second, third, and fourth class citizens around the world.

In America they are raped and murdered in our streets.  They suffer in silence at the hands of abusive husbands, boyfriends, fathers.  They face withering sexual harassment in the workplace.  They get less pay for equal time, and face glass ceilings that prevent them from achieving social and economic equity; regardless of their race, color, religion, or creed.

African Americans have suffered greatly.  No one but the insane disputes that.  First it was slavery.  Stripped of all human dignity, made to be the servant to others; all of it officially sanctioned by the Constitution of the United States (though the wisest among the Founders were well aware that it was an issue to  Then it was the Jim Crow South, the KKK, the discrimination in the North.  Lynch mobs.  The testimony to the savage acts committed against them is, at last, increasingly becoming part of the American canon.  The struggle continues today, but not because of racism.  Because of a lack of Humanism.

You are in no position to legitimize the racism of Black America Barack.  It is wrong, just as white racism is wrong.  Should we not be moving forward, rather than bringing our young children to sit in the pews of racist preachers?  America has been learning to see past color.  If that were not the case there would not be a Congressional Black Caucus.  There would not be black mayors, governors, business executives, Harvard Law School graduates.  That's not to say that Blacks in America don't face profiling, police brutality, and prejudice.  But you don't have exclusive rights to that.  I still encounter people who want to see my Jew horns and my tail (I suspect Pastor Wright and his fellow bigot Louis Farrakhan would like to see them too).  And of course urban Black prejudice against every new wave of immigrants from the Vietnamese to Mexicans is well documented.  It's an ugly circle that men like Pastor Wright, whose screed you must subscribe to on some level or else you would not be a 20 year member of his church, perpetuate with their hate and ignorance (unless your family's membership is a political move to help you appear "more Black" which would only cause me to respect you even less than I already do; if that's possible).

As a Jew I have faced persecution at the hands of neighbors.  As a young kid I was harassed and beaten by Catholic School kids for my faith.  Clubs were restricted to Jews.  And if you want to talk about anger, I'd stack 3000 years of continuous persecution, derision, and genocide against 300 years of slavery and discrimination any day of the week.  My people, above all others, have the greatest claim to spewing the kind of vitriol that issues forth from the mouth of Jeremiah Wright.  But is hatred for the Gentile preached from our pulpits?  Not in any congregation I have ever attended in the United States, or Israel (and I have attended many).  That's not to say that there have not been racist clerics among us.  Meir Kahane was perhaps the most notorious.  He died by an assassin's bullet, and no one has risen up to take his place. That says something to me about Jewish tolerance, or lack of it, for racists in our clergy.  

Who among us has not faced suffering?  Whose suffering is more important, or more worthy of anger than another's.  There is no doubt that racism still exists in this country.  If it didn't then Jeremiah Wright would not cost Obama the general election (and in large portion it will; remember the Swiftboat Vets?  This will be a whole lot worse).

There is no excuse.  There is no reasoning.   There is no logic to the words of Jeremiah Wright.  America invented AIDS to kill blacks?  Really?  I suppose Wright was there to pat Steve Cokely on the back when he told the world that Jewish doctors were injecting Black babies with HIV.  There is no justification that can be given by Barack Obama to legitimate that.  The fact that he attempted to do so is a clear demonstration that he is not the transcendent candidate he presented himself to be.  To legitimate that kind of hatred serves only to brand oneself as being possessed of that hatred.  And Obama has the temerity to lecture us about race!  Martin Luther King, Jr. fought to bring us together.  Wright seeks to tear us apart.  He is a disgrace, as is Barack H. Obama.

If we are supposed to acknowledge the painful past that supposedly spawned Jeremiah Wright a past that is thankfully fading away; then we must acknowledge the continued persecution and oppression of women in America and around the world, and understand that the human family is not whole, is not free, is not righteous until we hold them up for what they are: human.

Civil Rights is not an issue limited to those of color.  All of us demand our rights be we red, white, yellow, brown, black, gay, straight, male, female, Jew, Christian, Muslim, Buddhist, Hindu, Shinto, Taoist, Pagan, whatever.

Indian Nations continue to sit behind the veil where America cannot see them,  many living in third world poverty; suffering from inferior medical services; constantly fighting to keep their lands from turning into nuclear waste dumps.  It is the culmination of a 400 year act of genocide that I don't hear the lefties talking about while they call Israel an apartheid state.  Liberty begins at home morons.  Let no one kid themselves about what's not being talked about in this country and what is being talked about.

No Barack, your speech was not timely.  It was not important.  It is behind the times, and only demonstrates yet again that those who speak on race in your terms will only serve to keep us divided.  There is only one race:  the Human Race.  People like Jeremiah Wright, Louis Farrakhan, and Barack and Michelle Obama clearly don't get that.  And if you support Obama, clearly you don't get it either.

Barack, You Won't Win

Senator Obama, let me explain to you why you should not get the Democratic Nomination for President:  Jeremiah Wright.  Your anti-semitic, racist pastor that you tried to hide from us, came out to bite you on the ass.  You spent 4 days lying to us about your association with him, even though you wrote all about him in your book.  He married you, baptized your kids, and you sat in his pews listening to his racist screed.  No one but your zombie followers believes you when you say you didn't hear those kinds of remarks.

Everyone is lauding your speech as some great statement about race.  All you really did was officially label yourself the Black candidate, and implied that we can heal centuries of injustice by electing you President.  You tried to legitimate Wright's anger as generational.  John Lewis is of that generation is he not?  He marched with Dr. King and supported non-violence.  Nothing legitimates racism, I don't care what generation you are from.

So let me lay out your general election defeat for you so there is no misunderstanding.  The Republican 527s will run ads with you and your pastor across the country.  You will not get support from White males or most Jews (with the exception of Chomskyites who jump at the chance of supporting anti-semites).  You won't win Florida or Michigan due to your stubborn obstruction of revotes.  You won't win Ohio.  You very well may lose Pennsylvania.  And of course we know you won't win any of the red states you won in primaries and caucuses.  That's pretty much it in a nutshell.  Sucks doesn't it?

It wouldn't have been so bad if you hadn't run as the Patron Saint of Hope and Change.  You told America you were different.  You told America that you were transparent (well, we do see right through you).  You told America you were going to change Washington.  Instead you turned out to be a lying fraud who surrounded himself with anti-semites and racists.

Now you are slipping in the national polls against Hillary, and in states like NC and PA.  Hillary is beating McCain by wider margins than you.  I would venture to guess that the Democratic Super Delegates are shitting themselves right now.  What do they do?

If you go into the convention with more delegates, but you can't win the election what will they do?  Will they back Hillary Clinton, the candidate that actually can beat McCain, or do they nominate you to be the less qualified Affirmative Action candidate (what else can we say about you if you can't win, but you get the nomination?).  

You used race like a mallot to smack down the Clintons, Gerry Ferraro, Ed Rendell, and anyone else who has criticized you or your campaign.  Well now those chickens have come home to roost, to paraphrase your mentor/uncle.

With any luck, Hillary will surpass you in the popular vote, if not the delegate count, and the path to her nomination will be clear.  The icing on the cake would be that you lose your Senate seat in two years and fade into obscurity.

The worst part is that you have made the path for a legitimate African American candidate that much harder.  Way to go Barack!

17 March 2008

I....I Think I'm Floating Up to the Ceiling

What a weird fucking day this turned out to be!  Florida gets no re-do,  and Barack Obama is going to give a speech about race tomorrow.  That's rich coming from the candidate who has about as good a chance of ending up in the White House as I do playing center for the Boston Celtics. 
First, let's talk about Captain Hypocrite.  I think it's very cute that little Barack thinks he's going to win us all back by giving a speech.  Dude, the genie's out of the bottle.  The cat is out of the bag.  The candy is out of the pinata.  It's over Senator, you just don't know it yet.  I suspect that you will not get the nomination now.  Clinton will draw the delegate gap closer, and it is entirely possible that Hillary could overtake Obama in the popular vote.  Especially after Michigan revotes, and Florida's primary counts (more on why that will happen in the second half of the show).  It just has to be close (it actually is VERY close, Obamamites just don't want you to say anything about that, especially Chuck Todd: King of the Obamamite Media Sycophants).  That way, when the Super Delegates get behind Clinton in Denver it will have an air of procedural legitimacy.
Barry, can I call you Barry?  This is most likely what is going to happen.  First, you are going to be obliterated in Pennsylvania.  You'll do well in Philly, but you just lost the suburbs.  Most of the Main Line is Republican.  The more blue collar counties like Delaware are Republican dominated, but some districts actually do send Democrats to Congress.  Unfortunately for you Barack, most of the Democrats in the Philly suburbs are Jews (I grew up there, trust me I know what I'm talking about).  In how many ways can I say, you are fucked?  Even the most liberal of us don't dig the idea of putting a man in the White House who is mentored by a guy who considers Louis Farrakhan the "Man of the Year."  Now, they would have let you slide on the Farrakhan endorsement, since he doesn't work for your campaign.  But now that the Farrakhan, Wright Obama triangle is complete...and I know this is'd have a hard time beating Hitler in a Pennsylvania primary.  And what's really fucked up is that you had the chance to distance yourself from Wright, with his blessing, and chose not to do so.  You do realize that you're done right?  Still not getting it?  Let me explain it.

Even if you win the Democratic nomination because the super delegates would feel bad denying the first possible black president a shot at the title (yes that was actually discussed by the talking heads at MSNBC including David Gregory, and Chuck Todd; Grand Imperial Media Lord of Obama Butt Kissing), you would be nothing more than the downside affirmative action candidate; the least qualified candidate that got nominated because of their race.

"Oh Shtuey, certainly you're not that racist are you?"  

Anyone who knows me will tell you that I'm not racist.  I just call it like a see it and have no filter.  I make the affirmative action comment because now that Jeremiah is all over YouTube there is no way you could possibly beat John McCain.  The only demographics that you can be certain is going to vote for you now are Black people, and young people.  That's been working in the primaries.  And you had been getting white men...not so any more.  All the McCain 527s need do is run ads with Wright clips (and we all know they will) in every county where marrying your sister is acceptable.  They will crawl over broken glass to vote against you.  If the super delegates give Obama the nomination they will not have done their job, which is to make sure the strongest candidate gets nominated when the delegates cannot reach a decision, or stop and insurgent candidate who has a poor chance at winning.

So now the Democratic Party needs to make a choice, back you and face certain defeat, or go with Hillary.  If the rumor bomb that was dropped on NBC yesterday is correct, John Edwards is going to endorse Hillary.  He's not going to do this because he is more ideologically like Clinton.  If it happens it will be because he knows you cannot win in the general election.

16 March 2008

Bill Bradley, You're the Hypocrite of the Day!

Congratulations Senator Bradley, you've managed to erode any and all respect I had for you by appearing on Meet the Press this morning.  You are a fat fucking hypocrite.  You told Tim Russet Potato that the Super Delegates should support the will of their voters and choose the candidate that their constituencies voted for, and that if they didn't those elected officials could end up facing primaries.  But in the same breath you said that Senators John Kerry and Ted Kennedy, who have endorsed Obama but represent a state that went to Hillary Clinton, should still support Obama and face the possibilities of primaries against them that you said they would win.  Let me write this in big, bold letters so that there is no mistaking my opinion on your statement: YOU ARE A BIG FAT FUCKING HYPOCRITICAL FUCK FACED DOUCHEBAG!!!  

You then went on to discuss the transparency of the Obama campaign; that he's not taking money from lobbyists:  he IS you fucking asshole!  He obviously has not been transparent regarding Tony Rezko, or his stance on Israel.  Obama misrepresents his relationship to Jeremiah Wright.  You've called him your mentor Senator Obama.  He married you and your wife.  He baptized your children.  You have been a member of his church for 20 years.  To say you were not aware of his anti-semitic, anti-white, and anti-American views can only be seen as a lie.  And if it is true, then clearly you do not possess the good judgement that you claim makes you a better President than Hillary Clinton (your relationship with Rezko; taking his money, and laundering money for him doesn't help your case either).  

Senator Bradley, I supported your candidacy back in 2000 because I thought you possessed the knowledge and wisdom to lead this country into the 21st century.  Now I know that this support was misplaced.  Do us a favor and go back to private life, and keep your hypocrisy to yourself.  We've got enough coming from politicians still in office.  We don't need you heaping more onto the pile.

Who gives a fucking shit about tax returns?  The Clintons have more than 20 years of returns available to the public.  They are releasing more on the 15th of April.  Earmarks are now certified by law and are part of the Congressional record.  

15 March 2008

Blood on the Streets of Llasa

It has been reported that the Chinese military has killed at least 30 people in the Tibetan capital of Llasa.  The Tibetan people have chosen to rise up once again against the illegal Chinese occupation.  The International Olympic Committee has chosen to remain silent.  The games will go on in spite of China's continuous violation of Tibetan human rights.  Hundreds have no doubt been arrested, and are most likely being tortured.

And once again the world will turn its back on Tibet.