It's the same in any lingo

בַּת-בָּבֶל, הַשְּׁדוּדָה: אַשְׁרֵי שֶׁיְשַׁלֶּם-לָךְ-- אֶת-גְּמוּלֵךְ, שֶׁגָּמַלְתּ לָנוּ
אַשְׁרֵי שֶׁיֹּאחֵז וְנִפֵּץ אֶת-עֹלָלַיִךְ-- אֶל-הַסָּלַע

How can one be compelled to accept slavery? I simply refuse to do the master's bidding. He may torture me, break my bones to atoms and even kill me. He will then have my dead body, not my obedience. Ultimately, therefore, it is I who am the victor and not he, for he has failed in getting me to do what he wanted done. ~ Mahatma Gandhi
If I am not for myself, who will be for me? If I am not for others, what am I? If not now, when? ~ Rav Hillel, Pirke Avot

This Red Sea Pedestrian Stands against Judeophobes

This Red Sea Pedestrian Stands against Judeophobes
Wear It With Pride

25 December 2008

The Canine Leisure Society (Wake Us in 2012)

As you know I have decided to run for President of the United States in 2012, because...what the hell?

You may also know that I am going to be advancing a platform based on the Bhutanese concept of Gross National Happiness and the Four Year Boxing Day where current elected officials will be spending four years doing your menial labor.

The central idea is that it's about time America embraced the concept of the Leisure Society. We've tried the New Society, the Dead Poets Society, High Society, and the Society for Putting Things on Top of Other Things. The Leisure Society is an idea whose time has come.

Always on the cutting edge of social revolution, my dogs are taking the lead by advocating a life of more napping, playing, and letting humans continue to screw things up while they simply relax and enjoy life. The cats are right beside them, napping for freedom. Our animals teach us to love unconditionally. Now they desire to teach us to relax. The powerful are always going to be screwing things up for the rest of us. The animals say, as long as the bed is warm, there's food on the table (meaning the bills are paid), water, snacks, love, and a little exercise, and the freedom to bark and run unencumbered by fascist restrictive bullshit, the dingdongs running things can go screw themselves. I have to say that I agree with them. So word to wise Congress; don't do anything that's going to take away any of the things mentioned above. If you do it will be a shitstorm.

Look to the animals, they have the right idea. If you have an animal that lives the Canine Leisure Society lifestyle (any and all domestic animals are welcome) send us a photo, preferably of them napping or playing. We'll add them to the CLS member slideshow on this blog. Send your photos to:

The Canine Leisure Society: Deflating the egos of our leaders by flipping them the bird, and chillin'.


truthisgold said...

shtuey, photos sent, blog being written, to be posted soon!

I'm on board with CLS and 51%!

Best to you and Heidi--you're two of the BEST!

navyvet48 said...

SecDef Andy, my hubby but I am opting for co Secretary of Defense...Andy and my son Justin....those are my the way wouldn't be something to run someone for Prez who isn't a pol....

I get paid next Wednesday...I am onboard with 51% too. Much better than The New Agenda, NOW (KS NOW is supporting ERA passage here but I disagree with all their nonsense, they support funding of Planned Parenthood, I want the money in Kansas to go to education instead of planned parenthood, my feelings towards abortions has really metamorphosed in the last year. I know it is because of the immorality of late term abortions and support by the resident evil about to occupy our White House!)or any other women's group...

Thanks. You and Heidi are very dear to me and will always remain that way!

Anonymous said...

I too am napping for freedom. Godspeed.

(Also known as Regency)