I have always considered Pelosi to be among the great douchebags of American politics, so it doesn't come as a surprise that she has managed to exceed her already well established level of douchosity. Seriously, how is it someone so utterly stupid, someone who barely functions as a human being, gets reelected over and over again? I can only imagine that either her district is populated by people who are actually more brain dead than she is, or her electoral fraud machine operates with such efficiency that no one bothers to count the votes anymore.
Her latest achievement in maximum stupid came on an appearance on Pampers sycophant Candy Crowley's "State of the Union" show. {Let me just interject here, the fact that Candy Crowley still has a job after her 2012 revelation that she spotted Macaque in the presidential debate she "moderated," backing his calling the attack on Benghazi a terrorist action and not a spontaneous protest, is testimony to the fact that either CNN is a government run mouthpiece, or Candy threatened to eat 10lbs of raw broccoli and asphyxiate her producer.}
When an international crisis looms, Nancy always likes to pretend she is relevant, and has some kind of say in what is happening, even though we know she spends most of her time worshiping at the altar of Botoxus, the Stretch Armstrong god of facials. Attempting to sound like a diplomat, while covering for the fact that her boss is doing nothing about the crisis except fund the Islamofascist regimes that back Hamas, she actually said:
"And we have to confer with the Qataris, who have told me over and over again that Hamas is a humanitarian organization."
Do I have to go on?
In Nancy's defense, her face is stretched tighter that a tennis racket on a hot day, which probably causes a dramatic reduction in blood flow to her already addled brain. If she and Russell Brand had a love child, I'm pretty sure it would be born with its head lodged up its ass.
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