Marack's Pompositude Is Contagious (UPDATED WITH MORE CLASSIC ISRAELI RESPONSES)

(UPDATE) Let me just say that for the most part, I love Israelis. They can cook you under the table, and they don't mince words. Here are some of the more choice responses from Israeli politicians to President Teacozy's comments regarding Avigdor Lieberman: National Union MK Michael Ben-Ari called Sarkozy a "frog eater." Uri Orbach, Habayit Hayehudi MK said, "...since you don't understand Hebrew or manners, I will say in French: 'Mr. President, nobody asked you'."

Shtuey says, "Go fuck yourself rat bag."

For his part, Prime Minister Netanyahu expressed his full support of Lieberman before a host of European ambassadors. In fact, now that the French doorstop has expressed his disdain for Lieberman, he has pretty much guaranteed that the Russian born Israeli Minister will stay in his post. But what do expect from the leader of a country whose greatest accomplishment in the last 75 years was the failure of the Maginot Line, and capitulation to the Nazis?

Will it be declared a pandemic? French President Nicolas "Stilts" Teacozy must have caught the virus after holding hands with the Marackians on their visit to France. It is being reported that Teacozy doesn't approve of Avigdor Lieberman being Israel's foreign minister. He'd rather have Tzipi "Giveitaway giveitaway giveitawaynow" Livni.

Ynet reports:

"I have always accepted Israeli foreign ministers, and I loved to have Tzipi Livni here at the Elysee, but with (Lieberman) I can't," he was reported as saying with a wave of his hand.

Teacozy's hot for Livni, Teacozy's hot for Livni! Ynet reports a Foreign Ministry spokesman as saying:

"France has meddled in another democracy's affairs. This is intolerable. We don’t plan on asking for clarifications from Paris, but rather intend to ignore the matter entirely. I am certain that if you ask Israel's citizens who they want in charge of appointing their foreign minister, the answer will not be the French."

No shit. I have an idea President Teacozy, let's replace you with a mound of moldy camembert wrapped in an unwashed sock. At least that would be more useful.