Aw...Marack Is Sad About the JPost Poll

Let's have a pity party for Pampers. He's so sad about the JPost poll indicating that only 6% of Israelis think his policies are pro-Israel. In response, the Soup released his kapos to let us know what a big friend of Israel Marack really is, and that those Israelis are just so "fickle." The Narcissist in Chief is so predictable.

Ira Forman of the National Jewish Democratic Council (aka the National Council of Jewish Democrats Whose Lips Are Permanently Fused to Marack's Hind Quarters) insists that Marack is "a great friend to Israel."

If you go to the NCJDWLAPFMHQ website (which can only be described as sickeningly pathetic and/or treif) they have a page to set the record straight about Marack's deep and abiding love of the Jewish state. Among the Netanyahu quotes saying how great Marack is (which we all know he said out of political correctness, all the more pathetic that they are used to try and convince us that Marack really cares) is a small section called, "Obama is a true friend of Israel," with a disclaimer and his little tag line from the Cairo speech:

Obama has been a strong supporter of Israel and the U.S.-Israel relationship throughout his campaign and presidency.

“America’s strong bonds with Israel are well known. This bond is unbreakable. It is based upon cultural and historical ties.”

Funny, that's just what National Security Spokesman, and notorious literary detective, Mike Hammer said in response to the poll, quoting the line like a good little Marack parrot. They are gonna trot out that line a lot over the next three years so get used to it. They'll bust it out on special occasions, like Marack demanding Israel divide Jerusalem and stuff.

The page also sets the record straight on Marack's stance on the settlements:

Obama’s critics seem to have a very short-term memory and forget that U.S. policy on settlements has essentially not changed from the previous George W. Bush administration. [Those critics happen to include members of the Israeli government like Foreign Minister Avigdor Lieberman, who recently shoved the Shrub agreements in Secretary Clinton's face while she continued to pretend they don't exist, and Prime Minister Netanyahu himself, whom the NCJDWLAPFMHQ quotes on the same page, praising the Soup as being such a great friend of Israel.]

It then goes on to quote the Forward from 2003. You want to talk about memory loss?

The letters and negotiated agreements with the Bush administration happened in 2004 you idiots. Here's a little tidbit for you. There are 178 Jewish Nobel Laureates. We're not stupid (despite the number of hypnotized Jews that voted for the schmuck). The 2003 quotes indicate to me that the Pajama game admits the agreements exist and they're just pretending they don't. It's essentially an admission of guilt. Notice there is no quote from former Shrub ambassador to Israel, and now Marack kapo, Dan Kurtzer whom they trotted out last week to refute Elliot Abrams by essentially calling him a liar liar pants on fire. I guess that boat isn't holding water either. Whoops!

Forman also said:

"I have no doubt that Israelis will remember Barack Obama and his presidency as one that was tremendously favorable to Israel when all is said and done."

In response, I say I have no doubt that Forman is a kapo whose nose smells like Marack's baby powdered tushy.

DNC kapo Matt Dorf, who helped hypnotize Jews with the kool-aid during the election, says he doesn't trust the poll because JPost, "...has not been friendly towards Obama." Israel is being pushed by a jihadi sympathizing President into committing national suicide, but we're supposed to feel bad because supposedly the Post doesn't like Marack? Oh, brother.

Waaaaaaaah! Waaaaaaaaaah! JPost is mean to Marack! Can you believe this crap? I mean Shrub was a simpleton, but Marack is just a big whining baby.

Dorf then said, and this is just precious:

"...among those who know him best he enjoys tremendous support and we trust him when it comes to Israel and Israel's security."

The Marack administration must have some kind of goyishe succubus that sucks the souls and common sense out of Jews. How else can you explain the fact that someone actually made that comment in public? Maybe Dorf was dropped on his head as an infant. Dorf then went on to site a poll from George Soros created and funded J Street that indicated that 73% of AMERICAN Jews like Marack.

Um...assface...uh...the JPost poll was a survey of ISRAELIS you sycophantic asshole! So Dorf, let me get this straight. You don't trust the JPost poll, but we're supposed to believe J Street, a fake lobby that was created to serve as the Marack administration's propaganda foil to AIPAC? I am hereby revoking your Jew card. Get thee gone and go eat a Turkey sandwich on white with mayo please.

The upside of all of this is that negative poll numbers are more likely to get Marack to back off Israel than say...uh...um....common sense, or the rational thought that standing by an ally against genocidal maniacs is in fact a good idea.

I wonder what would happen if a poll came out that said the majority of Americans want Marack to go shove it up his ass and resign?