Today Marack once again set the goal high. He has opened a magic door; a magic door for Iran's mullocracy that is brutally repressing the protests of the citizens of Iran with bullets, tear gas, executions, and is fast moving toward developing nuclear weapons, which holds magic unicorns and fabulous prizes, if only they'd walk through it.
He said today:
The international community has said, 'Here'a door you can walk through that allows you to lessen tensions and more fully join the international community.'"
Every year I open the door for Elijah the Prophet and guess what? Are you kidding me? I mean...really?!?
He also said that he was not looking to get G8 leaders to move forward on stronger sanctions against Iran. He had something else in mind...something so gruesome, so forceful, such a potent harbinger of doom that the Iranians could have no other reaction than to shit themselves in an overwhelming orgy of fear. What is it? What could this new tactic be that very well could make sanctions wholly and totally unnecessary?
"What we wanted was exactly what we got - a statement of condemnation about Iran's actions in the wake of its disputed presidential election."
Wow...a statement of condemnation...stop the presses...the sky is opening, celestral choirs are singing...
I'm sure that as we speak, sackcloth and ashes are being donned by the ayatollahs. Peace is breaking out...oh wait...that's not peace...it's hysterical laughing.
You want condemnation? I'll give you fucking condemnation!
That's condemnation baby!
And this is brilliant. Nothing says Kabbalat Shabbat like the ukulele. I think it was Infidel who first brought this little nugget to my attention. It's classic.
Shabbat Shalom folks. May the Sabbath peace be upon you.
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