Puttin' on the Ritz

They just can't help it can they?  These idiots who have taken over the Democratic Party and managed to make it more pathetic than it already was, have taken the Headuptheass Jam to a new level.  Let's take Coward Dean for instance.  The Republican Party is the "white party."  Now granted, the Republican Party is not known for its big tent.  No one is going to dispute that.  But when the Chair of the Democratic Party, which has thrown some of its most devoted voters under the bus (white bitter gun clinging bible thumpers, Jews, gays, women...), starts casting stones...well let's just say they're handing out decks of Pampers race cards.

Next comes Judas who said he was really worried about Hillary's name being in nomination until he was told that she was going to release her delegates afterward.  I'm sure these are the same people who told him he'd be Vice President.  What is Bill really afraid of here?  He's afraid that Hillary's name on the ballot might mean a Hillary nomination which would lead to her having his balls in a sling.  I hate to tell you Bill, you're dealing with the Clintons.  Your balls are in a sling already, and will remain there for a long long time.

Last but not least we have Pampers Soetoro who said he couldn't answer when a child becomes protected by human rights because the question is above his pay grade.  If there is a better argument for Pampers never being President you let me know (try actually answering a question sometime, it's very liberating).

So these three moron buttwipe douchebags are all dressed up for a night on the town in Stupidville.  Have a great time assholes.

Mel, save us!