The Lull-a-bye League

Well well well, look who woke up from their nap?  Why it's the Obamabots, and boy are they cranky.  Looks like their messiah isn't all he's cracked up to be.  Maybe if you assholes had been paying attention instead of flagellating and genuflecting in the name of your savior you might have figured out what we have known all along; The Red Baron is nothing more than a self-absorbed megalomaniac who doesn't care if you live or die as long as you vote for him before you kick the bucket (and you'll be voting for him from beyond the grave too).

But in their naivete they actually think that they can change his mind.  They actually think they can get him to answer their prayers and petitions (because that worked out really well when it came to FISA didn't it?).  Poor little maroons.  So trusting, so naive.   And still so high on the kool-aid.  Case in point: 

This movement is vital for two reasons: First, it will help assure your victory against John McCain in November. The long night of greed and military adventurism under the Bush Administration, which a McCain administration would continue, cannot be brought to an end a day too soon. An enthusiastic corps of volunteers and organizers will ensure that voters turn out to close the book on the Bush era on election day. Second, having helped bring you the White House, the support of this movement will make possible the changes that have been the platform of your campaign. Only a grassroots base as broad and as energized as the one that is behind you can counteract the forces of money and established power that are a dead weight on those seeking real change in American politics.

That must be the National Civilian Security Force Obama keeps talking about will be for.

You morons just don't get it do you?  He's not going change the way things work in Washington.  The only thing he's going to change is who will be the beneficiaries of our tax dollars while our nation and our democracy continue to be flushed down greed and power's toilet.  Why do you think he wants to expand Bush's faith based initiatives?  So he can put more money into the hands of people like Jeremiah Wright, Father Pfleger, Willie Barrow, and Louis Farrakhan; the legion of bigots who aided him in his rise to power, and the people who are exactly the reason we don't want that lying snake anywhere near the White House.  Just as he helped channel Illinois state funds into the hands of his slumlord supporters like Tony Rezko, Pampers will do the same as President.  So instead of Halliburton it will be Trinity Church, the Nation of Islam, George Soros, and all his other big money pals who will be getting the bucks.  That's change we can believe in?  Fuck you!

 Just so you know dear readers that it's no joke that the insane whackadoo buttheads signing this letter, and voting for this nut job, really think he is their anointed messiah, read this line.  Then read it again to make sure you get it.

We urge you, then, to listen to the voices of the people who can lift you to the presidency and beyond.

Read it one more time.  Beyond the presidency?  What the fuck does that mean exactly?  King of the World?  Emperor of the Galaxy?  Ruler of the Known Universe?  God?  That comment really puts the new McCain web ad in perspective doesn't it?

You Pamperbots are sick fuck bastards and I loathe each and every one of you.  If you sheeple didn't have Pampers to follow you'd be drooling behind Ron Paul.  Why don't you all do those of us who treasure Democracy a favor?  Renounce your citizenship and move to China.  Maybe then you could install your messiah as the Chairman Mao redux.  Or move to Russia and spend the rest of your lives voting for Putin surrogates.  You people make me puke.

Now for a cleansing.