The Lovefest Continues or Some Sheeple Just Don't Get It

Here's a comment I got from one of Pampers' Legion of Sheeple:

I couldn't help but see your associate on MSNBC's coverage of the convention, and was struck by her poised and intelligent and thoughtful discussion about the issues. I've got one question, though, for anyone who can answer it: just what the FUCK is a registered Muslim and how can it possibly matter if Obama attended a Muslim school? Oh wait, I forgot, he's a black Muslim terrorist, as proven by that totally unique and horrifying fist bump, who plans on tricking America into electing him just so he can send our country in the wrong direction after our Golden Age under Bush.

(since sarcasm generally doesn't translate so well, I'll say this plainly: the woman who rudely and abrasively assaulted and insulted Matthews tonight was the disgusting reality that one cannot but associate with the PUMAS and their ilk.)

Let's play everybody's favorite fun game "Deconstruct the Bullshit." PUMA is not a movement that is against Islam. We embrace and consist of people of all faiths and backgrounds. The egalitarian membership is one of the reasons for our success (and if you don't think Just Say No Deal is successful then take a look at Pampers' poll numbers). I think there are plenty of people though who are rightly disturbed by the fact that Pampers has gone to such great lengths to hide his Islamic past. What's he afraid of, that we won't like him because he's Muslim? I could care less about his religion. It's lying about who you are and where you've been that is a problem.

Everyone has a story, a biography. We all need to know and embrace who were are, and where we come from, in order to be at peace with ourselves and step up and play the role we were meant to play in the world. If he has nothing to be ashamed of he should have nothing to hide. The fact that he feels that he does is a clear indicator to me that he is not the "change agent" the cult wants us to believe in, and that we never will embrace (by the way Pampers, your slogan is a prepositional phrase...I'm not one to talk, but you've got a lot more money than me so you might want to look into that). And I can certainly understand why people might feel that someone who feels they have to hide something is a person who in fact has something to hide.

Moving on...let's make it clear...Pampers doesn't represent change from Bush. I have seen the Shrub and it is Pampers. What do you call a man who says he'll filibuster FISA but then votes to endorse warrantless wire tapping and telecom immunity, rejects public financing, waffles on withdrawal from Iraq and offshore drilling? You could call him Nancy Pelosi, but you can also call him Bush II; the never ending national nightmare. And guess what? The New York Times agrees with me.

Now, let's talk about, "...the woman who rudely and abrasively assaulted and insulted Matthews..." It wasn't a woman, it was more like a throng or, to use PUMA terms, a pride. Whatever invective or derision is thrown his way, he richly deserves it and I applaud each and every PUMA who stood up, spoke out, and made it known that that sexist, misogynist pig Chris Matthews represents the lowest form of scum journalism, and that he should crawl back under the rock from whence he came. Good job everyone!

This PUMA is proud to be associated with their ilk.

I also like elk.

For the record, the fist bump doesn't mean he's a black Muslim terrorist. It might mean he acted like a dork on national television though. I leave that to the judgement of the readers.

And now it's time to sing along with Joe (quite frankly I think this should be the PUMA theme song).