It's the same in any lingo

בַּת-בָּבֶל, הַשְּׁדוּדָה: אַשְׁרֵי שֶׁיְשַׁלֶּם-לָךְ-- אֶת-גְּמוּלֵךְ, שֶׁגָּמַלְתּ לָנוּ
אַשְׁרֵי שֶׁיֹּאחֵז וְנִפֵּץ אֶת-עֹלָלַיִךְ-- אֶל-הַסָּלַע

How can one be compelled to accept slavery? I simply refuse to do the master's bidding. He may torture me, break my bones to atoms and even kill me. He will then have my dead body, not my obedience. Ultimately, therefore, it is I who am the victor and not he, for he has failed in getting me to do what he wanted done. ~ Mahatma Gandhi
If I am not for myself, who will be for me? If I am not for others, what am I? If not now, when? ~ Rav Hillel, Pirke Avot

This Red Sea Pedestrian Stands against Judeophobes

This Red Sea Pedestrian Stands against Judeophobes
Wear It With Pride

22 August 2008

Breaking Story: DNC Fundraiser to be Unveiled at Convention

Ever desperate to find ways to raise money the DNC has a new scheme, a new line of underwear called Pampers' Panties.  Pampers' Panties for men and women  bear the signature Pampers' O, the slogan, "I need a change," and change color when you make.

The new fashions will be revealed on national television when Judas will take the stage, drop his drawers, along with all the Pampers delegates, and will lead them in a rousing chorus of "I'm a Little Teapot."

On second thought, let's apply Occam's Razor and assume that Hillary will get nominated.  A few months ago it was being asked of John Lewis and other members of the CBC, "Do you want to be the one whose vote prevented the first black man from being nominated for President?"

Now the question to super delegates is, "Do you want to be the dumbass who goes down in history as the schmuck who cast the vote that made Pampers, the biggest boneheaded candidate the party ever produced, the nominee?"  Think you automatic delegates...think carefully.

Still, I think making all of Pampers' supporters sing "I'm a Little Teapot" with their pants around their ankles on national TV would be a great lesson in humility.  Instead of Judas let Pampers lead them...or this guy.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

This is a big bombshell - Yesterday suit filed in Fed. Court in Philadelphia - Obama constitutionally ineligible for presidency.