SNAFU IN DENVER

Situation Normal: ALL FU***D UP! As soon as I landed last night and turned on my phone the text messages came rolling in. Rumors of no roll call. Rumors Hillary is releasing her delegates. Rumors that space aliens are marching topless this week. Democracy has been on life support since May 31. JSND has done its best to keep it alive, but I think the plug is getting pulled this week. It's sink or swim time. We better start swimming or we'll sink like a stone.



Make no mistake about it people...this is just the beginning. Defeating Obama will not be enough to end this madness. The DNC junta must be removed. It's time to circle the wagons and turn this coalition into the political force it needs to become. If we can't take back the Democratic Party from these megalomaniacal crackpots then a third party must be the end result. Voting for Republicans and/or staying home/voting for Ralph Nader is not going to be a viable strategy moving forward from 2008.

As I sat in the airport terminal waiting for my flight yesterday a story came on CNN about how Joe "The Villages" Biden is going to play up his Scranton roots. This elitist moron who won't go into Delaware 7-11s because of his lack of an Indian accent--see video two posts below-- (my friends, this ticket is a satirist's dream) is going to go to Scranton and pretend he gives a damn about the working class? I guess he's going to have to as Obama threw them under the bus with their bibles and guns back in the spring (don't worry...I would imagine that Camp McCain will be reminding those who have forgotten).

My strategy for combating the insanity of the DNC? Pranksterism. I want every PUMA in Denver on the streets singing this song. If you can override your sense of coordination, try and do the dance too (a 5th of Jack might come in handy).