It's the same in any lingo

בַּת-בָּבֶל, הַשְּׁדוּדָה: אַשְׁרֵי שֶׁיְשַׁלֶּם-לָךְ-- אֶת-גְּמוּלֵךְ, שֶׁגָּמַלְתּ לָנוּ
אַשְׁרֵי שֶׁיֹּאחֵז וְנִפֵּץ אֶת-עֹלָלַיִךְ-- אֶל-הַסָּלַע

How can one be compelled to accept slavery? I simply refuse to do the master's bidding. He may torture me, break my bones to atoms and even kill me. He will then have my dead body, not my obedience. Ultimately, therefore, it is I who am the victor and not he, for he has failed in getting me to do what he wanted done. ~ Mahatma Gandhi
If I am not for myself, who will be for me? If I am not for others, what am I? If not now, when? ~ Rav Hillel, Pirke Avot

This Red Sea Pedestrian Stands against Judeophobes

This Red Sea Pedestrian Stands against Judeophobes
Wear It With Pride

17 August 2008

Things My Troll Taught Me

Everyone should have a troll to call their very own.  I've learned so many interesting things.
  1. Hillary Clinton is the devil and drinks the blood of children.
  2. The Children's Defense Fund is really just a front for Hillary Clinton's illegal fundraising
  3. Jerry Wexler ate black people
  4. Flowers were made by Exxon to give children cancer
  5. The Sun is an angry, vengeful god.
  6. Bill Clinton ordered the bombing of the Federal Building in Oklahoma City
  7. Hillary Clinton is melting the glaciers with her mind
  8. Chelsea Clinton is the anti-Christ
  9. Bananas are nature's way of making you radioactive
  10. Laughing is bad
I'll pass on more words of wisdom as I receive them.

1 comment:

Dakinikat said...

well, the bad news is my friend, the can VOTE and they can reproduce...

hide your children!