It's the same in any lingo

בַּת-בָּבֶל, הַשְּׁדוּדָה: אַשְׁרֵי שֶׁיְשַׁלֶּם-לָךְ-- אֶת-גְּמוּלֵךְ, שֶׁגָּמַלְתּ לָנוּ
אַשְׁרֵי שֶׁיֹּאחֵז וְנִפֵּץ אֶת-עֹלָלַיִךְ-- אֶל-הַסָּלַע


How can one be compelled to accept slavery? I simply refuse to do the master's bidding. He may torture me, break my bones to atoms and even kill me. He will then have my dead body, not my obedience. Ultimately, therefore, it is I who am the victor and not he, for he has failed in getting me to do what he wanted done. ~ Mahatma Gandhi
If I am not for myself, who will be for me? If I am not for others, what am I? If not now, when? ~ Rav Hillel, Pirke Avot

This Red Sea Pedestrian Stands against Judeophobes

This Red Sea Pedestrian Stands against Judeophobes
Wear It With Pride

13 August 2008

I Have My Own Troll!

I've named him George and I will hug him and pat him and pet him and squeeze him on account of I love him.

You'd be amazed at how easy it is to keep a troll.  They eat their own shit so you don't have to feed them.  And to keep them around all you have to do is make fun of them and delete their comments.  They keep coming back for more.

So you may encounter my troll while you're here if you look carefully.  If you spot him please fart in his general direction.  They love that.

2 comments:

Diamond Tiger said...

"I've named him George and I will hug him and pat him and pet him and squeeze him on account of I love him.

You'd be amazed at how easy it is to keep a troll. They eat their own shit so you don't have to feed them."

OMG, I CANNOT STOP LAUGHING!!!! and I'm not going to blame it on stress....I LOVE IT!!!! (oh, my ribcage hurts - I'm leaving now)

Shtuey said...

George is having some problems getting his head around a few things. Sadly, he doesn't understand the politics of the unity pony, but then again, ACORN isn't paying him to understand. George is also having an identity crisis and won't cop to being a Omessiah lemming. I guess it's possible that this is true, I mean, ACORN doesn't care what you believe as long as you do your job. George also thinks I will cry when Hillary doesn't get nominated in Denver. Though it is encouraging that Politico's recent polling shows the number of undecided automatic delegates doubling since asshole started calling himself the nominee, I expect the Stalinists at the DNC to railroad Democracy in Denver. I've really grown quite comfortable with the phrase, "President John McCain." That's much better than the phrase, "Premier Obama." George is also worried about things going up my nose, which is quite considerate. Hillary called for unity too, but she's still going to have her name placed in nomination. Democracy is the point George. And Bill Gawenty would have voted for Hillary in Denver. I know that chaps your ass, but you'll get over it. I'll bring you some tissues.