It's the same in any lingo

בַּת-בָּבֶל, הַשְּׁדוּדָה: אַשְׁרֵי שֶׁיְשַׁלֶּם-לָךְ-- אֶת-גְּמוּלֵךְ, שֶׁגָּמַלְתּ לָנוּ
אַשְׁרֵי שֶׁיֹּאחֵז וְנִפֵּץ אֶת-עֹלָלַיִךְ-- אֶל-הַסָּלַע

How can one be compelled to accept slavery? I simply refuse to do the master's bidding. He may torture me, break my bones to atoms and even kill me. He will then have my dead body, not my obedience. Ultimately, therefore, it is I who am the victor and not he, for he has failed in getting me to do what he wanted done. ~ Mahatma Gandhi
If I am not for myself, who will be for me? If I am not for others, what am I? If not now, when? ~ Rav Hillel, Pirke Avot

This Red Sea Pedestrian Stands against Judeophobes

This Red Sea Pedestrian Stands against Judeophobes
Wear It With Pride

15 August 2008

Barry Soetoro Goes to School

Little Barry got schooled this week by PUMA/Just Say No Deal, and Hillary Clinton's delegates.  All summer long Coward Dean, Pampers and the gang have been pretending that they can control whose name gets to be placed in nomination at the Democratic National Convention in Denver.  According to the rules (you remember the rules don't you Grendel?), any candidate whose delegates produce a petition bearing at least 300 of their signatures is eligible to be entered into nomination (that is only one method).  The petition was signed.  Ed Rendell would have lit his hair on fire if he had any (I think it must have already burned off after a nasty fall on the banks of a volcanic river following the selling his soul to Darth Barry).  Instead he let PA party apparachiks attempt to coerce HRC's PA pledged delegates into voting for Pampers Soetoro at the Convention.  I'm sure they're really happy about that.  High five!

And the douchenags at MSNBC took a giant dump as well.  So they tried to lie to you.

And what did Hillary do?  She did what smart people in any competitive field do, let the perceived boss think that the whole thing was his idea.  So he gets to say that he has magnanimously granted, by royal fiat, that her delegates get to have a symbolic vote at the convention in an effort to bring unity.  

Here in the real world we know that he had no say, nor choice in the matter (don't wake Pampers, he's dreaming little dreams about low cost arugula...he can't be bothered being reminded that he didn't get enough pledged delegates to receive the nomination).  So now we'll see what happens.  

In the meantime, reports are beginning to surface that Pampers Soetoro is going to be in big trouble with the FEC.  Whoops!  

And what's this?  Holy calamity Pampman!  The electoral college vote is slipping away with Colorado shifting to McCain.  Poor Pampers.  Poor poor Pampers.


Diamond Tiger said...

to show my appreciation and because it's part of the rulez:

Mary Ellen said...

That's one of my favorite video's of ugh ugh ugh Obama. I just found your blog from diamond tiger and I love it! I'll definitely be bookmarking you. :-)