It's the same in any lingo

בַּת-בָּבֶל, הַשְּׁדוּדָה: אַשְׁרֵי שֶׁיְשַׁלֶּם-לָךְ-- אֶת-גְּמוּלֵךְ, שֶׁגָּמַלְתּ לָנוּ
אַשְׁרֵי שֶׁיֹּאחֵז וְנִפֵּץ אֶת-עֹלָלַיִךְ-- אֶל-הַסָּלַע

How can one be compelled to accept slavery? I simply refuse to do the master's bidding. He may torture me, break my bones to atoms and even kill me. He will then have my dead body, not my obedience. Ultimately, therefore, it is I who am the victor and not he, for he has failed in getting me to do what he wanted done. ~ Mahatma Gandhi
If I am not for myself, who will be for me? If I am not for others, what am I? If not now, when? ~ Rav Hillel, Pirke Avot

This Red Sea Pedestrian Stands against Judeophobes

This Red Sea Pedestrian Stands against Judeophobes
Wear It With Pride

20 January 2009

Inauguration Day

I don't care what anyone says, he's not my President.  The Declaration of Independence clearly states that the government rules by the consent of the governed.  I do not give Pampers consent to be my President.  So once again, my dog will serve as my President.  President I. Roverandom has served her country well, and plans to continue to do so.  So, if it makes you feel better, she'll be your President too.  Witness now her taking the Oath of Office.

I swear to be a better President than Pampers.  I swear to have my belly rubbed multiple times a day, and jump up and give everyone kisses on the face, except for Nancy Pelosi, Barney Frank, Chuck Schumer, Chris Dodd, and Pampers.

I swear that everyone will have a better time with me in the White House, and that anyone who wants to come play with me in the rose garden is free to do so.  

I will not evaporate the world in a nuclear holocaust, and will not pretend that our enemies are our friends, and our friends are our enemies.

I swear not to shoot anyone in the face.

And I promise not to take a dump on the Constitution.

Okay.  Let's party, cheaply.


Mary Ellen said...

I noticed that President I. Roverandom had no trouble repeating the oath of office...not one flub, like the faux-prez Obama who couldn't do it today without a teleprompter.

I hope that President I. Roverandom will place an executive order for all male dogs to lift their collective legs and take a whiz on every Obamabot they come upon. They're easy to spot, they're all wearing Obama T-Shirts or a wrapped up in Obama throws or eating off of Obama commemorative plates.

Shtuey said...

Madame President is an excellent oath taker. He really used a teleprompter?

President Roverandom most definitely advocates urinating on bots (she likes to lift her leg sometimes too, she says it shows she's a lady of quality).

In the true fashion of the Canine Leisure Society, the First Family slept through the entire coronation today, and plans to sleep through the next four years, occasionally getting up to go to the bathroom, eat, and make sure no one is trying to nuke the crap out of anyone else.