"If At First You Don't Deceive, Lie, Lie Again"

Keep trying. One of these days someone who matters might believe you and get you that my little pony.

And if lying doesn't work, you could just repeatedly throw yourself on the floor and cry, waiting for someone to come a runnin'

You've changed your hairstyle so many times now, you don't know what you look like.

Strange days indeed.

And the beat goes on.

Silence is a beautiful thing. It's a powerful thing. It can make the previously imbalanced become stark raving mad. Shimon ben Gamliel said,

“I was brought up all my life among the Sages,and I have found nothing as good for the body as silence..."

What do the sages have to say about the noise of the foolish?

You're so vain, you know you think this song is about you.

But all the best laid plans get fucked in the end when first you practice to deceive.

I got my first check with my douchulus money today or, as i am calling it now, the finger in your eye tax. I have been mulling over my options as to what we should do with this non-gift from the douche who would be king. I thought of having the equivalent amount deducted from our checks, but then asshole gets to play with it.

How about finding a worthy charity and taking the deduction. You have the double satisfaction of helping others in need, and making sure National Embarrassment doesn't get his money back.

You might also want to stock up on ammunition. That would certainly chap Pampers' ass.