It's The Rear End Of The World As We Know It (Now with extended anti-Pampers rant in defiance of Jay and Olympia's Internet Big Brother Bill)

By now must of you have seen the douche who would be king bowing down to King Abdullah. Some are speculating that the rumors that he's an Islamic Manchurian candidate are true.

Look, we've always known that Pampers is someone else's servant. This is the braying ass who told us we could stop importing foreign oil if we just checked our tires and changed our oil, and that there are 57 states. This is the self absorbed moron that gave Gordon Brown, a legally blind man, a set of 25 DVDs that he wouldn't be able to watch anyway, because of international formatting technicalities.

For those of you who thought Juan Pampers Lying Sack Jr. Jr. was going to repair our image in the world, tarnished by the last jack ass imperial President bungler here's a comment from Fareed "Pampers Cheerleader Extraordinaire" Zakaria commented in an interview with CNN (h/t to TD):

Although he brought a lot of star power -- the talk of the week -- at least in certain circles in Washington, New York and London -- has been that President Obama is failing in his role as leader of the free world. British columnist Jonathan Freedland wrote in The Guardian newspaper that President Obama looks neither like JFK nor FDR but rather JEC -- that's James Earl Carter -- better known here as Jimmy Carter.

Gosh Fareed, we've only been calling Pampers Jimmy 2.0 for a year. Maybe if you weren't so busy trying to gloss your lips with his butt cheeks you might have noticed. But still you enable him:

The United States needs to make its own commitment to the system clear. For America to continue to lead the world, we will have to first join it. President Obama seems to understand this and is doing his best at meetings like the G-20 and the NATO summit.

Fareed, when you have an answer as to how kowtowing to the Saudis, like Shrub before him, accomplishes this, you let me know. Submitting to a corrupt, misogynistic autocracy that buys off terrorists who then export their violence throughout the region and the world is not leadership. It's wreckless. But what else should we expect from a man who has no sense of self, and suffers from a who's my daddy complex? Maybe King Abdullah will be my daddy. Let's see what happens if I bow down to him?

Instead of being an enabled legacy, riding on his father's coattails, Pampers is an affirmative action enabled dingdong (no offense to the competent and capable who benefitted from affirmative action, but if TelePrompter Jesus is so fucking brilliant then please tell me why none of us haven't seen any of his school transcripts, and why the editor of the Harvard Law Review never published a single article during his tenure? I'm going to assume this is because if he had to get there on his merits he would have been laughed out of the place...and would never have even been considered a viable candidate for President; and I'm going to continue to assume this until the Supreme Court orders the little dictator to produce everything from his baby book to his COLB).

He is also the guy who pledged to support the Saudi peace plan that would force Israel to move back to the pre-67 borders, borders that are represented by a ceasefire that occurred after Arab armies invaded and attempted to destroy the Jewish state in 1948. This means Syria's border would be on Kineret. All of Israel's northern territory would be within range of Syrian and Hezbollah rockets. Israel's eastern border would be controlled by a hostile terror kleptocracy that is committed to destroying Israel, with Gaza putting the south in jeopardy. In other words, every major city in Israel would be in range of Arab rockets.

At the moment, there is only one thing standing between Pampers, the Arabs, and Israel being forced to commit national suicide: Binyamin Netanyahu. He is planning to come to the United States in May if I'm not mistaken. If he is smart he will come to White House and say the following to the Resident, "Mr. Resident, with all due respect, go fuck yourself."

Don't disappoint me Bibi.

Thank you Swanspirit for the use of the photo. You're a goddess among goddesses.