Super Nuclear Nanny

Juan America sure is a busy Resident these days. Yesterday he was in Prague declaring that he would be the world's nuclear nanny.

So today I am announcing a new international effort to secure all vulnerable nuclear material around the world within four years. We will set new standards, expand our cooperation with Russia, pursue new partnerships to lock down these sensitive materials.

Call me crazy, but wouldn't you want to have talked to the Russians before you start making grandiose statements like that? And who exactly are these NEW partners you're talking about here? Venezuela? Saudi Arabia? The Taliban? The Bildebergers? The Pilgrim Society? The Pep Boys?

He also said:

...to cut off the building blocks needed for a bomb, the United States will seek a new treaty that verifiably ends the production of fissile materials intended for use in state nuclear weapons. If we are serious about stopping the spread of these weapons, then we should put an end to the dedicated production of weapons-grade materials that create them.

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...we should build a new framework for civil nuclear cooperation, including an international fuel bank, so that countries can access peaceful power without increasing the risks of proliferation. That must be the right of every nation that renounces nuclear weapons, especially developing countries embarking on peaceful programs. And no approach will succeed if it’s based on the denial of rights to nations that play by the rules. We must harness the power of nuclear energy on behalf of our efforts to combat climate change, and to advance peace opportunity for all people.

Again, slap my nuts and call me Charles, but the world community can't seem to grow the spine to get behind the IAEA to figure out exactly what the fuck is going on in Iran. This is another one of those meaningless statements of nothing that does nothing while Iran gets the bomb.

And what assurance does the world have that the nuclear powers will in fact disarm while banning the rest of the world from getting them? Because Captain Utopia says so?

I'm dying to know who gets to control the nuclear fuel bank? As Pampers' teleprompter says, nuclear energy is the future. Whoever controls the bank controls the energy. Sounds like Pampers wants to grant the power of international blackmail to whatever body controls this so-called bank. Comply, or no soup for you!

Under normal circumstances I'd say this is the framework for something positive. But since it's coming out of the mouth of the Little Dictator I have no reason to believe that this idea is anything other than an another path to placing the flow of energy into the fewest, and most privileged hands as possible, to be used as leverage to control any population, anywhere in the world at any time.

It is my considered opinion that nuclear energy is the future of world energy production. It is safe and, contrary to the alarmists, very clean, as 97% of uranium fuel can be reprocessed into new fuel. But putting the production, storage, and distribution of that material into the hands of singular body that would be answerable to no one...not a good idea.

And look what appeared in the Financial Times on 4 April:

US officials are considering whether to accept Iran's pursuit of uranium enrichment, which has been outlawed by the United Nations and remains at the heart of fears that Iran is seeking nuclear weapons capability.

As part of a policy review commissioned by President Barack Obama, diplomats are discussing whether the US will eventually have to accept Iran's insistence on carrying out the process, which can produce both nuclear fuel and weapons- grade material.

So once again, while Pampers tells the world what it wants to hear, in fact, he is not going to do jack shit about Iran getting the bomb (translation: Fuck you Israel). So I think it's safe to assume that yet another tentacle is moving to monopolize control of the planet. Little Dictator's problem is that he can't put the world control in the hands of the Planet Country Clubbers and the Planet Islamists at the same time. I wonder how this is going to work out? If I were a betting man I'd say pretty goddamn bad. If I had to venture a guess, I'd say he's going to side with Planet Islam. Poor Pilgrim Society. Looks like you ratfuckers will be facing Mecca too.

Y'all couldn't just leave well enough alone could you? You couldn't just let us fornicate, drink beer, and live our lives, could ya? You want control of the nuclear material? With any luck you'll all die from radiation poisoning you sick assholes.

If I thought that the people behind this had good intentions I wouldn't care. But since we all know they don't, I'm just fucking annoyed...again.