Way to Go Buttface

Champion of the Constitutional Rights of American citizens, Nancy Pelosi, decided it was time to stand up for our rights of privacy by bending over to Bush...AGAIN!  This time it was the new and improved FISA bill that gives AT&T, Verizon, etc protection from prosecution for letting the government tap our phones and read our emails under Bush's warrantless wiretapping scheme.  So your opposition to the FISA bill this past winter was just a dog and pony show to be followed up by your amazing, stupendous flip flop parade.  Awesome Nancy...HIGH FIVE!!!

Of course Pampers is going to vote for the bill when it hits the Senate floor.  The Tool says that it will put the tapping determinations back in the hands of the courts so that Bush can't just pretend he's Hitler and ignore the law.  "It restores FISA and existing criminal wiretap statutes as the exclusive means to conduct surveillance--making it clear that the President cannot circumvent the law."

In classic form, Senator Arlen "the man" Specter had to make clear to the nation what I've known all along:  Pampers is a first class idiot, Nancy Pelosi is Bush's doormat, and we're getting screwed again.  He contends that the exclusivity provision of the FISA bill is worthless "because that specific provision is now in the 1978 act."  

What does that mean?  It means that the House has passed yet another law that Shrub can ignore and then tap our phones again!  Again...High Five Nancy!

Now, for those of you kool-aiders (read hopelessly stupid idiots) who love to come here let me explain one more time what it is you're supporting.  On the one hand we have Arlen Specter, a Republican no less, who believes that the right to privacy is sarosanct, and that any FISA bill that allows the President to ignore its provisions is faulty and needs to be reworked.  Pampers on the other hand thinks that tapping our phones is perfectly cool and he really won't give a crap when Bush ignores the law again.  In fact, he probably won't know it's happening because he's too busy approving the designs for your new brown shirts and jack boots.

Who would have thought that a Republican would be the one standing up for my Constitutional right to privacy, and against abuses of the Executive Branch?  And wow, quelle surprise!  Pampers is falling on the side of fascism...who would ever have guessed?  Well, it will make it easier for him to figure out who is involved in the resistance should he get elected (you can suck on the hope tailpipe of that...'cause he's gonna lose).

Gosh Pampers you sure are in a pickle!  If you support FISA and vote for it, we'll have more confirmation that you're a fascist douche.  If you vote against it you'll be painted as weak on National Security, which you are.  

Wouldn't it just be simpler to drop out of the race?  C'mon Pampers, you'll feel better if you do.