Trouble in River City

Camp Pampers sure is putting on a good show isn't it? Everything's smooth sailing. Or is it? Let's take a look at the reality that's brewing beneath the surface shall we?

First, let us go to the great state of Massachusetts where last week Ed O'Reilly, with the help of the Clinton faction of the Mass delegation, got on the ballot to take on J. Lurch Kerry. Shot heard round the world people. There is also plenty of word that Clinton supers are holding fast to their candidate in spite of the overwhelming pressure being placed on them by the FNC, and the Chicago thugs at Camp Pampers. And when I say thugs, think of that in the worst possible terms, multiply that by a factor of 10, and then you'll have an inkling of how powerhungry and corrupt the couselors at Camp Pampers really are.

Now we find out that a Wisconsin pledged delegate may be replaced because she is planning on voting for McCain in the general election if Pampers is the Democratic nominee. I think it's safe to assume that this person is not alone. If even Clinton delegates are ready to vote for McCain then where is the support of the presumptive nominee? Other than the cabal that put him where he is, I can't really say.

But there are other rumblings too. Camp Pampers has been quick to put down rumors that Arlen Specter is planning on launching investigative hearings into the actions of the FNC surrounding Florida and Michigan. My advice to you dear readers is to watch and wait. Unless you hear Senator Specter say there will be no hearings, then the possibility exists.

And I think it's safe to say that the FNC's move to Chicago is not sitting well with party leaders, elected officials, FNC employees, or delegates to the convention. Everyone knows who these scumbags at Camp Pampers are, and I doubt that they are picturing themselves running through fields of daisies to meet in the poisonous embrace of David Blacksploitator Axelgoebels.

Camp Pampers is also furiously trying to convince anyone who will listen that MOE can win the general election without Ohio and Florida. Why? Because they know damn well that he has no chance of winning Ohio or Florida. But guess who would? Say it with me...Hillary Rodham Clinton. Sucks for you Camp Pampers.

Instead of Ohio and Florida, Camp Pampers is going to try and convince you that he'll flip Virginia, Colorado, NM, NV, and I suppose the extra 10 states that Pampers invented. Go ahead and roll the dice on that FNC. Good luck with that.

What does all of this mean? It means that we do not have a nominee yet. It means that nothing is set in stone. It means Clinton Nation needs to keep its collective ear to the ground, and shoulder to the wheel. Get busy!