We've all been wondering what it will take to get Captain Puketasitc to drop out of the race. I have the answer: raw broccoli, some garlic, potato chips, a closed room, and my ass. The ingestion of this combination of foods will produce a wretched fart cloud so nasty that he will do anything I ask. That's when I will ask him to look into the web cam and give his concession speech.
Hey, if Olberass can suggest a super duper delegate take Hillary into a room and murder her I can suggest making Pampers smell my most nasty farts until he drops out. Fair is fair. Farts is farts.
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