Declaration of War!

We the PUMAs, the legions of the 18 million, this day of 1oth June, 2008 hereby declare war against the Democratic Party, the DNC, and the Obama campaign! We wholly and totally reject Obama's status as "presumptive nominee." We oppose the RBC's rejection of fair reflection. Handing Barack Obama 59 unearned delegates gave him the nomination. Had the RBC fully seated Michigan and Florida, with fair reflection (a bedrock tenet of the Democratic Party's delegate distribution system) Hillary Clinton would have 1725 pledged delegates. Obama would have 1707. Hillary Clinton is the people's choice. Obama is a bigoted, anti-semitic, homophobic, misogynist pig who is not worth to like a turd from Senator Clinton's shoes.

We will fight him in the media. We will fight him in the blogosphere. We will fight him on the ground. We are cutting off large sources of money to the DNC. We are preparing to fund the RNC. Many of us are prepared to campaign and vote for John McCain. We will not condone the rise of fascism in America. We are getting the media's attention. We are the prize in the general election should Obama be nominated.

Pampers, you are on notice YOU WILL NOT GET OUR VOTES SWEETIE!!!

Senator Clinton, we are rising in your defense! Rise in defense of fair reflection. You are the nominee. Fight for your delegates! Fight for your party! Fight for your nation!  On second thought screw the party, you don't owe them a thing.  But your nation, definitely worth fighting for.

So now the letters are really small because we don't want make Grendel mad.  She might try and make us recite the rules and then swallow our brains.  That would definately suck.