Should I Stay or Should I Go?

Hillary fucked with the boys again.  She made history by getting more votes than any primary candidate in history.  Then she made history again by being the first candidate to defeat the guy who declared himself the nominee on the last night of primaries.

Obama, you're a pussy.  There I said it.  You're a big fucking pussy.  You got 59 unearned delegates from Michigan.  You're like Barry Bonds not breaking the homerun record.  Putz.

Now we wait to see if she concedes or suspends.  She ought to suspend because we all know the fascist is going to implode like a fucking nova by August.  Seriously, there hasn't been a week that's gone by in the past month that there hasn't been a terrorist or racist preacher scrubbed from his campaign.  I just want to know whether I continue advocating for Hillary, or order my McCain stickers and lawn sign.

You know what'll probably bring Obama down?  We'll find out that he frosts his pubes or something stupid like that.  Racist preachers on his campaign okay.  Frosted pubes bad.  Honestly I don't know how some people respirate.