Click on the title of this entry to help Senator Clinton pay down her debt.
He wants you to believe America is in the crapper, that it's worthless, and only he can redeem it (and you can redeem yourself by voting for a black guy). Yes yes MOE we know you're so awesome and the rest of us are just losers in comparison. Ya know I'm still trying to find anything that you published as the Grand Poobah of the Harvard Law Review.
America doesn't suck MOE. What sucks is that the people who have been running it suck, including yourself, and have been bleeding us dry. No need to run through the laundry list of Bushshit is there? And then of course there's the Democratically controlled Congress, which has managed to generate a lower approval rating than Shrub. Mazel tov assholes. Hey Pelosi, weren't you going to stop the war, stop giving Bush a blank check? You're a worthless steaming pile of turd. But at least Barack Shitler has been fighting to stop the war. Though I'm not sure how he hopes to do this by continuously voting to fund it. Well maybe he means he's doing it with all the anti-war legislation he's passed. Oh wait...he hasn't entered any. Well, at least he's speaking out against it on the Senate floor...oh wait...he hasn't done that either. Well, I'm sure that at least in his own mind he's doing a spectacular job fighting the war. He certainly has the douchebags at Code Pink convinced by a speech David Axelrod made in his basement (like Wayne's World only less important).
So Clinton Nation, you're feeling blue, you're feeling down. Turn that frown upside down because there is something you can do in defense of Democracy, and in defense of Senator Clinton: HELP PAY DOWN HER DEBT! Shitler's campaign, the DNC, and the media (led by Keith Bloatermann, Chris Asshole, and the now dead Tim Pussert) had been demanding she drop out since February. Senator Clinton told them to park it where the sun don't shine and pushed on, campaigning in all 50 states. She did this to fight for us, to speak for the voiceless, to fight against the ignorance and duplicity of the MOE campaign. When I got the brief chance to meet her I told her how proud we all were of how she was continuing to fight. That's what makes her great, and makes this country great. But as a result of that fight she has run up a significant debt. Senator Clinton found her voice, now we have to use ours.
Show the DNC and the MOE campaign who has our support. Show them who has the power to change the course of this election. Show them that we would rather invest our money in helping our candidate that they are still trying to push off the stage. Open your wallets and contribute NOW!
The DNC wants to shut down the convention. They want to strip Senator Clinton of her delegates. They are so choked for money because of our boycott they are talking about not even hosting a convention and coronating Shitler. If we pay down her debt we send a strong signal to the DNC now FNC (Fascist National Committee), and MOE that we are not getting in line, that Senator Clinton is the far superior candidate, and that our loyalty and allegiance is to her, not to a party that forsook its ideals to hand the nomination to MOE.
Don't panic. The money you donate does not go to Pampers. By law any money you contribute now goes to paying down her debt. But we only have until the convention. Get your friends and family to put in their bucks and help strengthen the political foundation on which she stands. Clinton Nation: at this moment you are the most powerful entity in the country. Show your power and help pay down the debt. Do it today!
You can also contribute through ACT BLUE.
Through ACT BLUE you can help finance the campaign of Ed O'Reilly who is running against John Lurch Kerry in the Democratic Party primary this September. It is imperative that Kerry, a man who is making substantial profits off the Iraq war, be run out of the Senate. He is a disgrace to his state, the party and the nation.
Of the elected officials in Congress known to be profiteering on the war, two are Pampers endorsers; Kerry and Jay Rockefeller. What a fucking surprise.
STAND UP FOR HILLARY: PAY DOWN THE DEBT!
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