It's the same in any lingo

בַּת-בָּבֶל, הַשְּׁדוּדָה: אַשְׁרֵי שֶׁיְשַׁלֶּם-לָךְ-- אֶת-גְּמוּלֵךְ, שֶׁגָּמַלְתּ לָנוּ
אַשְׁרֵי שֶׁיֹּאחֵז וְנִפֵּץ אֶת-עֹלָלַיִךְ-- אֶל-הַסָּלַע


How can one be compelled to accept slavery? I simply refuse to do the master's bidding. He may torture me, break my bones to atoms and even kill me. He will then have my dead body, not my obedience. Ultimately, therefore, it is I who am the victor and not he, for he has failed in getting me to do what he wanted done. ~ Mahatma Gandhi
If I am not for myself, who will be for me? If I am not for others, what am I? If not now, when? ~ Rav Hillel, Pirke Avot

This Red Sea Pedestrian Stands against Judeophobes

This Red Sea Pedestrian Stands against Judeophobes
Wear It With Pride

11 April 2009

Let Them Eat...Pizza?

Yes dear friends, the economy is in the tank. The Resident is ramming the deconstruction of America through Congress in the guise of spending bills. The unemployment rate is growing at a faster than a major league baseball player on steroids, and people are still losing their homes to foreclosure. Is the Resident Juan Pampers Peron Jr. Jr. working tirelessly to bring relief to American workers, defend our republic, rescue captured Americans, and stop the encroachment of radical Islamists like the Moderate Taliban? Nope. He's ordering pizza...for 140.

That's right...pizza. According to the Mail Online:
Chris Sommers, 33, jetted into Washington from St Louis, Missouri, on Thursday with a suitcase of dough, cheese and pans to to prepare food for the Obamas and their staff.

He had apparently been handpicked after the President had tasted his pizzas on the campaign trail last autumn.

And you thought Pampers was just meandering across the 57 states mindlessly reciting his teleprompter laden stump speech over and over, when in fact he was selflessly searching for America's greatest pizza. How did that speech go again?

"Will the American people be able to enjoy the greatest pizza the world has ever known? Yes we can! For I have tasted this pizza, and it is good." And the congregation rose up as one and said, in the words of the ancient spiritual: "Yes we can."

I just want to know one thing; did Sommers have to put his pizza dough in a TSA approved Ziploc bag?

2 comments:

navyvet48 said...

Who the fuck does he think he is? He is willy nilly spending our tax dollars...literally fucking spending the White House fucking budget dry...I bet we even paid for the frigging swing set, the frigging garden and every other fucking thing they don't get for fucking free! This is fucking over the top! He is an immoral ingrate with little thought for the people in this freaking country! For fuck sake....we paid for his frigging vacation to Hawaii during the transition to the tune of $126,000. I am more than fucking pissed at the fucking usurper and his ugly ass wife!

Shtuey said...

Tell us how you really feel navy!