It's the same in any lingo

בַּת-בָּבֶל, הַשְּׁדוּדָה: אַשְׁרֵי שֶׁיְשַׁלֶּם-לָךְ-- אֶת-גְּמוּלֵךְ, שֶׁגָּמַלְתּ לָנוּ
אַשְׁרֵי שֶׁיֹּאחֵז וְנִפֵּץ אֶת-עֹלָלַיִךְ-- אֶל-הַסָּלַע

How can one be compelled to accept slavery? I simply refuse to do the master's bidding. He may torture me, break my bones to atoms and even kill me. He will then have my dead body, not my obedience. Ultimately, therefore, it is I who am the victor and not he, for he has failed in getting me to do what he wanted done. ~ Mahatma Gandhi
If I am not for myself, who will be for me? If I am not for others, what am I? If not now, when? ~ Rav Hillel, Pirke Avot

This Red Sea Pedestrian Stands against Judeophobes

This Red Sea Pedestrian Stands against Judeophobes
Wear It With Pride

29 June 2008

It's My Chair Now

Powerful people on high have taken it upon themselves to anoint me the new DNC Chair.  I've always wanted my own chair, and now I've got one.

As the new Chair I want to assure you that the new and improved DNC will be better, stronger, faster, in addition to coup free.  Yes, the DNC will be COUP free, but not COUPON free.  We need coupons and we need them bad.  I opened up the vault, behind the portrait of Joe Stalin, which I've replaced with a portrait of Mel Brooks, and all there was was $10, some lint, and a cube of chicken flavored bouillon.  I'm ready to spend the last $10 on Tastycake chocolate cupcakes so get those coupons in here ASAP!

1 comment:

Dakinikat said...

Can some one appoint me as the Fed Chairman?