It's the same in any lingo

בַּת-בָּבֶל, הַשְּׁדוּדָה: אַשְׁרֵי שֶׁיְשַׁלֶּם-לָךְ-- אֶת-גְּמוּלֵךְ, שֶׁגָּמַלְתּ לָנוּ
אַשְׁרֵי שֶׁיֹּאחֵז וְנִפֵּץ אֶת-עֹלָלַיִךְ-- אֶל-הַסָּלַע

How can one be compelled to accept slavery? I simply refuse to do the master's bidding. He may torture me, break my bones to atoms and even kill me. He will then have my dead body, not my obedience. Ultimately, therefore, it is I who am the victor and not he, for he has failed in getting me to do what he wanted done. ~ Mahatma Gandhi
If I am not for myself, who will be for me? If I am not for others, what am I? If not now, when? ~ Rav Hillel, Pirke Avot

This Red Sea Pedestrian Stands against Judeophobes

This Red Sea Pedestrian Stands against Judeophobes
Wear It With Pride

27 June 2008

I Can Make Him Drop Out of the Race

We've all been wondering what it will take to get Captain Puketasitc to drop out of the race.  I have the answer: raw broccoli, some garlic, potato chips, a closed room, and my ass.  The ingestion of this combination of foods will produce a wretched fart cloud so nasty that he will do anything I ask.  That's when I will ask him to look into the web cam and give his concession speech.

Hey, if Olberass can suggest a super duper delegate take Hillary into a room and murder her I can suggest making Pampers smell my most nasty farts until he drops out.  Fair is fair.  Farts is farts.

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