Stupid Is As Stupid Does

The galactic idiots of Westboro Baptist Church, the same folks who brought you the "god hates fags" campaign (I write god because...well...you know why), are full on with "god hates Jews" and "god hates Obama." These subhuman idiots, whose presence on this planet is about as useful as a tick on a dog's ass, also protest at the funerals of US soldiers because gays are the reason for all human calamity.

Now they are roaming New York protesting the existence of Jews at various places, like synagogues, JCCs, etc. If they had any sense they'd be protesting at Shmulke Bernstein's, the home of the corned beef sandwich abomination that makes dreck look good.

While some are advocating that it should just be business as usual, members of the Jewish community are coming out to protest. Here's an idea for the Jewish protestors. Defecate in a pie plate and apply facially to these barely functioning excuses for humanity. These are the scum of the earth, and should be treated as such. If there are to be untouchables on this earth it should be the scumbags of Westboro Baptist.

Newsflash you morons: your lord and savior, Jesus? Jew.

Here's a list of things that are more useful than these vicious, scum sucking wads of stupid:

1. A sack of puss.
2. Used toilet paper.
3. Hemorrhoids.
4. Cancer
5. Mosquitoes
6. A burning bag of shit
7. A Jesus bobblehead
8. The ketchup crust that dries on the rim of the bottle
9. The spork.
10. A Shmulke Bernstein's corned beef sandwich.