Envoy Convoy

Ladies and gentleman, the battle of the special envoys is about to begin. US and Israeli special envoys meet tomorrow. Wuh-hoo!

In this corner, representing the land of milk and honey, the State of Israel: Yizchak Molcho!

And in the other corner, dumb ass extraordinaire, representing the United States of Obamonation...George Carp Face Mitchell!

This is a meeting to get ready for another meeting, in which Carp Face will meet with Bibi. I'm not sure what the point is, but if it keeps Carp Face distracted so much the better. In their next waste of time Bibi is supposed to finally reveal if Israel is going to discuss a settlement freeze.

Seeing how he has played for time so far by not rejecting this notion as soon as it was brought up, I would imagine that he will tell Mitchell that his cabinet will discuss it. Those conversations will drag on for months and months while communities in Yesha are forced to pace back and forth wondering when they should expect the bulldozers, and what they're going to do about them, while having to live with the de facto freeze they are under now. I wonder if he has any idea what kind of thin ice he's standing on?

What he should do is look Carp Face in his bulging carp eyes and tell him,

"Fatah has declared war on us, so it is our intention to wipe them off the face of the earth before one more Jew dies, and make sure that the land is never again contaminated by genocidal scumbag terrorists. Maybe if you and your president's administration weren't such Jew hating scumbag racists we wouldn't have to have this conversation. Go tell your president to take the settlement freeze and shove it up his ass. Then tell him to open his east facing window and cock his giant Dumbo ears so he can hear the sound of hammers in the E1, in Jerusalem, in Shiloh, and the rest of Yehuda and Shomron!"

If I were Prime Minister that's what I would say...verbatim. I'm not kidding.

If I were the Prime Minister of a country and was constantly meeting with an envoy all the time, and not my direct interlocutor, I would be pissed. If Marack can't even take the time to meet the leader of the country his administration has chosen to be the sole target of its defecance, I would tell Mitchell to go shove it up his ass.

So what's the matter Marack? Are you too chicken shit to face Bibi? What's the matter chickenshit, ya scared?

Barry's afraid of Bibi! Barry's afraid of Bibi!

Speaking personally, I would have a hard time meeting with Carp Face over and over again without laughing. I mean, the guy looks like Admiral Ackbar from Star Wars. Bibi ought to take the Admiral's advice on the settlement freeze: IT'S A TRAP!

So will it be a nay on the settlement freeze, or will it be, give us some time to discuss it? As I said, he'll probably choose the latter. If he has no intention of accepting the freeze (in light of the Fatah conference I think it would be political suicide to accept it...forget the fact that he knows it's suicide for Israel) he'll put it to his cabinet, who will reject it. Then he can go back and say, "Look we talked it over...shove the freeze up your ass." That way he can pawn it off on his government.

Be a man Bibi. Tell Mitchell "NO" now.

But we know Bibi won't do that, and we have to keep dealing with the Envoy Convoy. It's not a beautiful sight, no matter what the song says.