Sabras Know Best

Jonathan Tobin at the Jerusalem Post almost wrote a perfect column on why Israelis don't trust Marack. But he came real close.

Tobin reveals that Marackistan has decided that since Israel is still resisting his charms (new polls show he has managed to gain one percentage point in the do you think Marack can be trusted category), that they are going to launch an all out PR offensive in Israel.

Please, my brothers and sisters of Eretz Yisrael...if you have the means...go on vacation and avoid the biblical plague proportion locust invasion that will be the Marack campaign. He will be on TV, doing interviews, giving speeches, he may even go back to the Kotel to put an other pre-published note in the cracks (please tell me that his note was flushed down the sewer instead of burned) of our beloved Beit Hamikdash. He will probably unleash his J Street idiots on you who will pretend they are American Jews who love Israel so much that they will try to convince you that national suicide the Blowbama way is not only painless, but fun! And if he comes, and you are there...please, as a personal favor to me, heckle his lying ass everywhere he goes. I'm not kidding. Heckle him.

In America we call him Teleprompter Jesus. I will do a full post on how Israelis should heckle Marack. There are so many ways...but now, back to Tobin.

Tobin makes a lot of great points. I laughed out loud when he wrote the following in reference to Marack's minions' hopes for the PR campaign:

In particular, the officials say they hope to convince the majority of Israelis, who have been shown in polls to view Obama and his policies with distrust, to support his stand on freezing building in Jewish settlements in the West Bank as well as in Jerusalem, rather than the policies of Binyamin Netanyahu, their own prime minister.

BWUAHAHAHAHA!!!!! You see my brothers and sisters of Eretz Yisrael, Marackistan thinks you 're just a bunch of stupid idiots who don't understand what's best for you. Do not listen to him. Do not trust a word he says.

In America we have joke about Teleprompter Jesus. How can you tell when Marack is lying? His mouth is open.

Where Tobin stumbles is when he says:

The reason many Israelis think they have been singled out for rough treatment by Obama is not because they don't understand that his intentions are good and that his motives are pure; it's because he has unfairly singled them out.

His intentions are not good. His motives are not pure. He wants to use Israel as meat for the Arab wolves he so eagerly courts and kowtows to on a regular basis. That is why Israel is singled out. This is what Israelis know, and they are absolutely right.

If he gets the settlement freeze he will demand Yesha be evacuated. Then he will want east Jerusalem. Then he will want Israel at the '49 ceasefire lines. Israelis are not buying the notion that Marack's plan for Israeli suicide is painless, or fun. No PR campaign is going to change that. If anything, it's only going to make things worse.

Native born Israelis are known as Sabras, named after the fruit of the cactus; they are said to be prickly and tough on the outside, sweet on the inside. My suggestion to the Sabras is give Marack the thorns. He has earned nothing less.

And to my American readers, please do me a favor. Go to the JPost article linked above and leave a comment. Let the Israeli people know what a consummate fraud and liar our Resident really is.