A New News Network Arises

In response to the main stream media's continued reality altering lovefest with Pampers I have taken matters into my own hands and have created my own news network: SHTUEY NEWS NETWORK.  Like MSNBC, CNN, NBC, CBS, and ABC I have decided to create my own reality where I deliver whatever news I like.  I might be reporting on Pampers eating babies one day, and Joe Biden making love to a chicken the next.  It's anything goes at Shtuey's News Network.  And if you've made up a story that you think we'd be interested in running, feel free to submit it to the comments section of any post here at Oh...my valve!  As always, comments are moderated here so your story will be seen by my eyes only until publication (I reserve the right to judiciously edit any and all articles).

So drop by the Shtuey News Network to read all the news that's fit for me to make up.