I think I might have thrown up in my mouth.
Translation: "After all the shit I pulled there's no way I'd make it through this without some pustulant nasty coming to the surface."
Thank you for playing Penny. We have some lovely parting gifts for you including a case of Turtle Wax and Rice-a-Roni the San Francisco treat. Don't let the door hit you on the ass on your way out. I hope the Pampers zombies feel better now that PP won't be mucking up the Clinton administration redux. Is this the change you were talking about?
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While the great orange cheeto is aflame with the reconstitution of the Clinton administration (you poor saps actually thought Pampers was going to be able to do this on his own? my god you people are idiots), looks like the Pampers shillazombies at TalkDeaf are having palpitations at the rumor that Penny Pritzker (yes the same douche who helped create the subprime mortgage vehicle that is consuming our economy in a ball of flame) may be Pampers' Commerce Secretary. And my aren't they upset at the all the typical power players getting cronied pick ups on the playground. Keep waiting for that "Change" you idiots.
While the great orange cheeto is aflame with the reconstitution of the Clinton administration (you poor saps actually thought Pampers was going to be able to do this on his own? my god you people are idiots), looks like the Pampers shillazombies at TalkDeaf are having palpitations at the rumor that Penny Pritzker (yes the same douche who helped create the subprime mortgage vehicle that is consuming our economy in a ball of flame) may be Pampers' Commerce Secretary. And my aren't they upset at the all the typical power players getting cronied pick ups on the playground. Keep waiting for that "Change" you idiots.
SHE WAS HIS FINANCE CHAIR YOU ASSHOLES!!! WHY THE FUCK WERE YOU NOT PAYING ATTENTION??? Oh yeah, you were too busy gang raping Hillary Clinton in the primaries as you orgied on Pampers kool-aid.
Why don't you assholes go fuck yourselves.
Rant all you want. You douchebags will still vote for him in four years because you're nothing more than a bunch of sheep zombies. Please please please move to Russia and vote for Putin surrogates. It's easy. They tell you who to vote for. You'll feel right at home.
Morons.
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don't forget valerie jarrett, chief manicurist to the iranian uranium czars.
on a lighter note, i nominated you. i expect my reward to be sent fed-ex. that's right, you promised to buy me the platinum noose, replete with sturdy chair. hey, 4 years of this? no thanks!
Now now Countess, it's not worth hanging that neck of yours over the Big Pamp. Just watch lots of West Wing, hold your knees up to your chest, rock yourself gently and mutter to yourself, "Jed Bartlett is President...Jed Bartlett is President."
I got through Bush's first term after 9/11 that way (until then I had blotted him from my mind...thanks a lot Osama you dillweed!)
And thank you for the nomination!
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