It's the same in any lingo

בַּת-בָּבֶל, הַשְּׁדוּדָה: אַשְׁרֵי שֶׁיְשַׁלֶּם-לָךְ-- אֶת-גְּמוּלֵךְ, שֶׁגָּמַלְתּ לָנוּ
אַשְׁרֵי שֶׁיֹּאחֵז וְנִפֵּץ אֶת-עֹלָלַיִךְ-- אֶל-הַסָּלַע

How can one be compelled to accept slavery? I simply refuse to do the master's bidding. He may torture me, break my bones to atoms and even kill me. He will then have my dead body, not my obedience. Ultimately, therefore, it is I who am the victor and not he, for he has failed in getting me to do what he wanted done. ~ Mahatma Gandhi
If I am not for myself, who will be for me? If I am not for others, what am I? If not now, when? ~ Rav Hillel, Pirke Avot

This Red Sea Pedestrian Stands against Judeophobes

This Red Sea Pedestrian Stands against Judeophobes
Wear It With Pride

26 October 2008

Slogans for the Final Week

In the last week of a presidential election campaign it's anything goes.  The final attacks will be launched in the hopes of scaring the crap out of the voters enough that they vote for the other guy.  To that end I have made a list of advertising messages for the campaigns to employ.

For Pampers:
  1. John McCain:  His farts smell like cheese.
  2. John McCain:  His bald spot contributes to global warming.
  3. John McCain:  He's got bunions.
  4. John McCain:  He sucks your breath while you sleep.

For John McCain:
  1. Barack Obama:  He eats babies.
  2. Barack Obama:  He uses a bidet. 
  3. Barack Obama:  He cross dresses.
  4. Barack Obama:  He loves waffles more than you.  
  5. For the elderly Red Sea Pedestrians in South Florida...Barack Obama:  He likes Wagner.

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