Slogans for the Final Week

In the last week of a presidential election campaign it's anything goes.  The final attacks will be launched in the hopes of scaring the crap out of the voters enough that they vote for the other guy.  To that end I have made a list of advertising messages for the campaigns to employ.

For Pampers:

1. John McCain:  His farts smell like cheese.
   
2. John McCain:  His bald spot contributes to global warming.
3. John McCain:  He's got bunions.
4. John McCain:  He sucks your breath while you sleep.

For John McCain:

1. Barack Obama:  He eats babies.
2. Barack Obama:  He uses a bidet. 
3. Barack Obama:  He cross dresses.
4. Barack Obama:  He loves waffles more than you.  
5. For the elderly Red Sea Pedestrians in South Florida...Barack Obama:  He likes Wagner.