It's the same in any lingo

בַּת-בָּבֶל, הַשְּׁדוּדָה: אַשְׁרֵי שֶׁיְשַׁלֶּם-לָךְ-- אֶת-גְּמוּלֵךְ, שֶׁגָּמַלְתּ לָנוּ
אַשְׁרֵי שֶׁיֹּאחֵז וְנִפֵּץ אֶת-עֹלָלַיִךְ-- אֶל-הַסָּלַע

How can one be compelled to accept slavery? I simply refuse to do the master's bidding. He may torture me, break my bones to atoms and even kill me. He will then have my dead body, not my obedience. Ultimately, therefore, it is I who am the victor and not he, for he has failed in getting me to do what he wanted done. ~ Mahatma Gandhi
If I am not for myself, who will be for me? If I am not for others, what am I? If not now, when? ~ Rav Hillel, Pirke Avot

This Red Sea Pedestrian Stands against Judeophobes

This Red Sea Pedestrian Stands against Judeophobes
Wear It With Pride

07 October 2008

An valve exclusive: Godless Americans are Killing Christmas!

That's right Christmas, your days are numbered. No more will I have to endure the omnipresence of yuletide carol trolls, the constant playing of Christmas musak, and parents caving each other's heads in to get the last Tickle Me Elmo. Why? Because Godless Americans PAC is on a crusade to

Apparently the North Carolina Republican State Executive Committee (authorized by and for the benefit of elizabeth dole committee inc) is sending out flyers against Kay Hagan saying that she has taken money from the godless founders of this godless pac that wants to, "Remove 'under God' from the pledge of allegiance." And they want to 

"And they want Kay Hagan in the U.S. Senate."

That's right, Kay Hagan has planned the final assault on Christmas and valve is breaking the story wide open! When pressured, the dust bunnies under my bed revealed Hagan's secret plot to 

Using stealth bombers, the anti-Christmas commandos will fly to the North Pole, destroy Santa's workshop with bunker buster bombs, slaughter any surviving elves and flying reindeer, and give the presents to the godless hordes of Chinese. Then, using the flux capacitor Kay Hagan will use her amazing time traveling camel to go back to Bethlehem where she will eat the baby Jesus, and bring the magi back to our time, where they will be sold on ebay.

Yes, Republicans really spent money on this crap. And guess what? Elizabeth Dole is still an ass.

1 comment:

Logistics Monster said...

ROFL! Oh My God - look where this election cycle has taken us! Sarah Palin bashing and Xmas Elves.

Thanks for the bellylaugh!