Is Your Passport Current?

How do you feel about living in a country with these people running around your town, driving on the freeway, shopping in your supermarkets?  They're melon heads.  They've smoked too many bong hits, watched too much Bill Maher, and had a great time pretending to be Merry Pranksters while the real McCoy was rebelling against exactly the kind of McCarthyesque conformity we witness here.  The last time these parents had an independent thought was when they switched from Kellog's to Kashi.  Oh who are we kidding, Madison Avenue and Deepak Chopra made that decision for them too.

I already have to live with the 59 million chuckle heads who thought voting for a second Shrub term was a good idea (though when the other guy is John Kerry you might be wishing the choice was between putting your face in a mass of poison ivy or sitting in broken glass).  Now I have to live with whatever millions of Americans are going to vote for Commander Waffalo Asshat too.  Great.

I had to use the Pyongyang Remix version as North Korea is what immediately sprang to mind when I heard this song on the radio.  I don't know what's in the water out there, but it sure has produced a whole lotta stupid.

Now, for those of you ding dongs out there that still don't get it, here's Obama Youth for Dummies.

Speaking of Merry Pranksters, Kesey and Jerry are looking down on Phil, Bob, Mickey, and Billy saying, "What the fuck is the matter with you idiots?!? There's a reason why the Grateful Dead never endorsed candidates, campaigned or did campaign concerts for them. Because they knew better. Concert for Change? Concert for Morons.

And is this part of the freshman recruiting class of Obama's National Security Force?  

I don't care how you chant it, Pampers' health care plan sucks ass, and every independent analysis of it that I've read or heard confirms it.  Don't believe me?  Then ask yourselves why Elizabeth Edwards panned McCain's plan (which also blows), but did not endorse Obama's plan?  Say it with me...because it sucks ass.  But if you dress it up in matching t-shirts, camouflage pants, and army boots...it still sucks ass.  I wonder what the routine for the "Obama is better than Democracy" chant looks like?  I bet it's awesome!