"Fat Drunk and Stupid...

...is no way to go through life son," but asshats like Barney Frank seem to be doing just fine (if he's not drunk on booze then he's drunk on power which is definitely worse).

So, now that $700,000,000,000 (that's a lot of fucking zeros isn't it?) of our money has been committed to supposedly fixing the credit market/mortgage mess what did Wall Street do?  Dropped below 10,000!  High five!

I want all of you to ask yourselves the following questions: 

1. Besides Paulson, who were the biggest cheer leaders for this "bailout?"  
2. Who leaked information about a big name insurance company on the verge of going under, precipitating a cascade of insurance company stock devaluation?
3. Who accelerated the fall of IndyMac Bancorp? 
4. Who resisted John McCain's call for reforming Freddie Mac and Fannie Mae in 2005 and 2006?
5. Who were the top three recipients on Capitol Hill of money from Freddie and Fannie as of September 2008 according to opensecrets?  
6. Who said back in 2003, when the first questions regarding mismanagement of the aforementioned companies were first coming up, that there were no problems on the horizon?
   

If you said George W. Assface and the Republicans go to the bathroom, stick your head in the toilet and give yourself a swirly because you are 100% dead wrong.

If you answered:

1.  Nancy Pelosi and Congressional Democrats
   
2. Harry Reid
3. Chuck Schumer
4. Congressional Democrats
5. Chris Dodd, Barack Pampers Obama, and John Kerry
6. Barney Frank

Go to your local purveyor of bovine lactaid consumables and treat yourself to a pint of ice cream because you are 100% CORRECT!!!

And now for the bonus question:  What do all of those 6 answers have in common?

THE DEMOCRATIC PARTY!  

Are you getting the picture Republicans, Democrats and Independents?  Are you getting the picture America?  Are you getting the message Senator McCain?  You've been taking a beating on the economy for the past week when this entire situation has been brought to us by the corrupt, democracy killing asshats from the Democratic Party! 

 Tomorrow, I want you to go on TV, swear on your father's everlasting soul that you will personally make sure that proper oversight of this piece of crap rescue program is engaged all the way down the line, and then out the Democratic Party as the reason for this entire mess!  My god man, do you need to borrow cojones from Hillary?

And for those of you who still don't get it...pause and read the charts, etc.

DO NOT VOTE FOR BARACK OBAMA!