It's the same in any lingo

בַּת-בָּבֶל, הַשְּׁדוּדָה: אַשְׁרֵי שֶׁיְשַׁלֶּם-לָךְ-- אֶת-גְּמוּלֵךְ, שֶׁגָּמַלְתּ לָנוּ
אַשְׁרֵי שֶׁיֹּאחֵז וְנִפֵּץ אֶת-עֹלָלַיִךְ-- אֶל-הַסָּלַע

How can one be compelled to accept slavery? I simply refuse to do the master's bidding. He may torture me, break my bones to atoms and even kill me. He will then have my dead body, not my obedience. Ultimately, therefore, it is I who am the victor and not he, for he has failed in getting me to do what he wanted done. ~ Mahatma Gandhi
If I am not for myself, who will be for me? If I am not for others, what am I? If not now, when? ~ Rav Hillel, Pirke Avot

This Red Sea Pedestrian Stands against Judeophobes

This Red Sea Pedestrian Stands against Judeophobes
Wear It With Pride

12 August 2009

Stupid Is As Stupid Does

The galactic idiots of Westboro Baptist Church, the same folks who brought you the "god hates fags" campaign (I write god know why), are full on with "god hates Jews" and "god hates Obama." These subhuman idiots, whose presence on this planet is about as useful as a tick on a dog's ass, also protest at the funerals of US soldiers because gays are the reason for all human calamity.

Now they are roaming New York protesting the existence of Jews at various places, like synagogues, JCCs, etc. If they had any sense they'd be protesting at Shmulke Bernstein's, the home of the corned beef sandwich abomination that makes dreck look good.

While some are advocating that it should just be business as usual, members of the Jewish community are coming out to protest. Here's an idea for the Jewish protestors. Defecate in a pie plate and apply facially to these barely functioning excuses for humanity. These are the scum of the earth, and should be treated as such. If there are to be untouchables on this earth it should be the scumbags of Westboro Baptist.

Newsflash you morons: your lord and savior, Jesus? Jew.

Here's a list of things that are more useful than these vicious, scum sucking wads of stupid:
  1. A sack of puss.
  2. Used toilet paper.
  3. Hemorrhoids.
  4. Cancer
  5. Mosquitoes
  6. A burning bag of shit
  7. A Jesus bobblehead
  8. The ketchup crust that dries on the rim of the bottle
  9. The spork.
  10. A Shmulke Bernstein's corned beef sandwich.


gonewest said...

Since I own a bake shop, I must object. Waste of a perfectly good pie plate.

Shtuey said...

How about a paper plate?

gonewest said...

I recommend Chinet.