First, let's eliminate what the crisis won't be. It won't be Iran. Marack loves Iran. If he could get away with giving them the bomb, he would. Instead, he's doing the next best thing...playing for time so they can construct it. Am I the only one who remembers that the UN has already declared they have enough enriched uranium to build one, and that AQ Khan is free?
It's not Pakistan. It's quite clear that Marack doesn't give a shit about Pakistan.
Besides, how could his handling of either of these upset America (unless he backed the Islamofascists against us, which it could be argued he is doing...but I don't think that's it). Popularly, we consider these countries either an enemy (Iran), or infested with enemies (the Taliban in Pakistan). In the wake of Iran's brutal suppression, and American anger that the Resident acted like an impotent douche in the wake of the crisis, something that most short attention span theater Americans have already forgotten while they obsess about Marackcare, just another plan that will be shoved down our throats, and which beer swilling, cheese doodle eating Americans will do nothing about, nothing that matters anyway. When you take to the streets en masse when the plan passes, the first true revelation that Marack is the fascist I always said he was, I will be impressed. That's not to say that I'm not impressed with the "mob" speaking its mind at the townhalls. But I think we all know that Congress isn't listening, thinks they are sheltered by ACORN and the Resident, and will go ahead and start pulling the plug on grandma and grandpa in spite of our obvious objections...or have you already forgotten TARPS I and II, the stimulus, the budget, the Bignibus...and everything else we overwhelmingly said we didn't want, but got anyway? I suppose it's possible that they become so frightened of losing their cushy penthouse lifestyles they might listen, but I suspect a lot of them know they're going down so they'll fall on the grenade so Little Lord Fraudleroy can put healthcare reform on his resume for 2012.
It won't be North Korea. Bill Clinton and his magic penis already saved the day there, right? And what does Washington care if Kim detonates another nuclear bomb? We haven't done anything so far, what makes anyone think we're going to start now?
Nope. I think the crisis is going to be Israel. It's Marack's obsession. He hates Israel, and he hates Jews. If you haven't figured that out yet then I wonder how it is you have a beating heart. The US consulate sends spies into east Jerusalem and Yesha to report on building. And now we hear that Ehud "Screw Israel" Barak is sending 50 more inspectors, at an incredible expense to Israeli taxpayers, in response to US pressure no less, to report on "illegal" building. If Netanyahu does not remove Barak from his post, his MKs should rebel and take down his government. Barak is a kapo and a tool of the West. He's played the role before. He would no doubt do it again if he thought it meant getting back in the big chair.
Then we have Marack, Clinton, and Mitchell's non-response to the Fatah declaration of war against Israel. They couldn't care less. Not a peep, not a sound, not a word from any of those stupid dumb shits while Fatah and the PLO renew their calls for the destruction of Israel, and demand all of Jerusalem. But one nail from the hammer of one Jew gets touched and it's world war III.
Samantha Power has already said that she thinks military intervention to impose a solution on Israel is more than acceptable. It wouldn't be ideal, but too fucking bad is her stated opinion. We have to do what we have to do. What better way to set the stage than to be silent in the face of Arab incitement, and renewed calls for Israel's destruction?
What will initiate the crisis? Why, settlements of course. First it will be the freeze. If Bibi doesn't cave then I suspect that Marack's next move will be a demand for a full evacuation of Yesha (if they don't use sanctions to try and leverage the freeze). If this doesn't happen by Israel's hand (indications are that IDF soldiers are not going to do what they did in Gaza) then I can see Marack assembling an international force to be led by the United States, with "advisors" and the works, along with Keith Dayton's terrorist army, to forcibly remove the Jews, leaving the houses in tact for the Arabs to move into while they move their rockets to the Green Line.
How's that for a nightmare scenario. Think I'm paranoid? Think it won't happen? Give me one reason why, with this Jew hating fascist in the White House, it couldn't happen. Because the world wouldn't stand for it? Don't make me laugh.
Here's the big question. Just how does the administration plan on handling the Jews in America if this happens? How will they respond to us? We know the goyim see Israel as an ally, recent polling bears that out. But we also know that when push comes to shove, they'll most likely leave us pissing in the wind. When has this, with a very few notable exceptions, not been the case? Of course, they could surprise us...
"Oh, Shtuey, you're just crazy. None of this is going to happen."
Yeah, that's what you told me in Berlin.
Rule #1: Expect any and all outcomes.
I guess another possible cause would be the fallout from a military action against Iran. But the Saudis are too in need of Israel doing that to save their oil pumping asses from Iranian dominance. No, I'm going with Yesha.
Gird your loins? Gird your lions. Strap on the tefillin (you ladies, there's no prohibition from you putting them on as well), and daven your asses off too. We are approaching the month of Elul. A little Teshuva will go a long way I think.
Gird your lions.