Aaron Klein reports that George "Carp Face" Mitchell oversaw the establishing of a monitoring regime in Jerusalem to make sure the Jews aren't doing anything in their capital that Marack doesn't like. For the moment that means construction. After a while I suspect the issue will be that there are Jews in Jerusalem at all.
Can I just ask...what's it going to take before Israel says, "Fuck you assholes!" closes the American consulate and tells Marack to take his settlement freeze and shove it up his fascist, racist ass?!?
American Jews, you should assume that you are being spied on as well. Those of us that are members of Zionist organizations, subscribe to Israeli papers, make donations to Israeli organizations, are registered members of synagogues, or have travelled to Israel recently should assume they are targets of the the Marack spy ring. Since his administration is spending very little time helping Americans they have plenty of time to spy on Jews.
To make it easier for Marack's spies to identify you I suggest taking the following steps:
- Sew stars of David to your clothes.
- Wear your tefillin when you walkest by the way.
- Dance horahs in public with other Jews...make sure you have an accordian player.
- Wear kippot (having an Obama O on your kippah may save you in this first round, but you'll be next...the kapos always get taken out).
- Fly an Israeli flag next to your American flag.
- Email the White House spy line for tagging Marackcare opponents, tell them you're a Jew and you love Israel.
- When Marack comes to collect his pound of flesh tell him you're kosher and you answer to a higher authority.