It's the same in any lingo

בַּת-בָּבֶל, הַשְּׁדוּדָה: אַשְׁרֵי שֶׁיְשַׁלֶּם-לָךְ-- אֶת-גְּמוּלֵךְ, שֶׁגָּמַלְתּ לָנוּ
אַשְׁרֵי שֶׁיֹּאחֵז וְנִפֵּץ אֶת-עֹלָלַיִךְ-- אֶל-הַסָּלַע

How can one be compelled to accept slavery? I simply refuse to do the master's bidding. He may torture me, break my bones to atoms and even kill me. He will then have my dead body, not my obedience. Ultimately, therefore, it is I who am the victor and not he, for he has failed in getting me to do what he wanted done. ~ Mahatma Gandhi
If I am not for myself, who will be for me? If I am not for others, what am I? If not now, when? ~ Rav Hillel, Pirke Avot

This Red Sea Pedestrian Stands against Judeophobes

This Red Sea Pedestrian Stands against Judeophobes
Wear It With Pride

21 November 2008

How Dumb Was My Field (Update: Penny Pritzker Picks a Peck of Pickled Peppers)

The New Dork Slimes printed the following quote from Penny Pritzker, ending the rumor that she might be Commerce Secretary for Pampers: “I think I can best serve our nation in my current capacity: building businesses, creating jobs and working to strengthen our economy,” Ms. Pritzker said. “It has been my great privilege to serve in the Obama campaign. I look forward to helping our new president in every way possible and am excited about the future under his leadership.”

I think I might have thrown up in my mouth.

Translation: "After all the shit I pulled there's no way I'd make it through this without some pustulant nasty coming to the surface."

Thank you for playing Penny. We have some lovely parting gifts for you including a case of Turtle Wax and Rice-a-Roni the San Francisco treat. Don't let the door hit you on the ass on your way out.  I hope the Pampers zombies feel better now that PP won't be mucking up the Clinton administration redux.  Is this the change you were talking about?


While the great orange cheeto is aflame with the reconstitution of the Clinton administration (you poor saps actually thought Pampers was going to be able to do this on his own? my god you people are idiots), looks like the Pampers shillazombies at TalkDeaf are having palpitations at the rumor that Penny Pritzker (yes the same douche who helped create the subprime mortgage vehicle that is consuming our economy in a ball of flame) may be Pampers' Commerce Secretary.  And my aren't they upset at the all the typical power players getting cronied pick ups on the playground.  Keep waiting for that "Change" you idiots.

SHE WAS HIS FINANCE CHAIR YOU ASSHOLES!!!  WHY THE FUCK WERE YOU NOT PAYING ATTENTION???  Oh yeah, you were too busy gang raping Hillary Clinton in the primaries as you orgied on Pampers kool-aid.

Why don't you assholes go fuck yourselves.

Rant all you want.  You douchebags will still vote for him in four years because you're nothing more than a bunch of sheep zombies.  Please please please move to Russia and vote for Putin surrogates.  It's easy.  They tell you who to vote for.  You'll feel right at home.



petunia politik said...

don't forget valerie jarrett, chief manicurist to the iranian uranium czars.
on a lighter note, i nominated you. i expect my reward to be sent fed-ex. that's right, you promised to buy me the platinum noose, replete with sturdy chair. hey, 4 years of this? no thanks!

Shtuey said...

Now now Countess, it's not worth hanging that neck of yours over the Big Pamp. Just watch lots of West Wing, hold your knees up to your chest, rock yourself gently and mutter to yourself, "Jed Bartlett is President...Jed Bartlett is President."

I got through Bush's first term after 9/11 that way (until then I had blotted him from my mind...thanks a lot Osama you dillweed!)

Shtuey said...

And thank you for the nomination!