Say It Isn't So Joe

What the fuck Biden?  Not one gaffe the entire night?  You didn't even call Obama Osama or vice versa.  You blow.  I have to admit that I felt pretty bad for you having to stand up there and talk about the things that the Democratic Party is supposed to believe in, but its nominee, and the DNC does not.  Your party left you too, you just don't have the balls to admit it.  So you go along with this dog and pony show with a guy whose policies you've never agreed with, but now you say you agree with all of them.  I suppose that this is because you think that you will have some influence on the poor little nimrod.  You must have failed to notice that the sociopath at the top of your ticket has used and kicked to curb everyone he has ever associated with.  What makes you think you're not next, because you like to get tanked and sing jingles?  Because you've been in the Senate almost as long as Pampers has been alive?

Joe, are you high?