Journey Through The Past

The people have spoken. I give you his royal majesty's graciousness:

CAESAR SHIRLEY STUPIDUS DUMB ASSICUS! HAIL CAESAR!

Graphic from Speak of Trash

But no historical portrait series would be complete without Pamperham Lincoln. Hail to the Thief!

Graphic by NJ's son and commissioned by Shtuey

Or Pontius Porkulus

From Navitor

God help us!

The Sound of Shit Hitting the Fan...Globally (UPDATE)

We now know why Resident Assface was so rude to Gordon Brown. Apparently little Lord Fauntlerdouche was tired from having to deal with the economic crisis that he helped create with his gross incompetence and desire to turn America into a festering useless Socialoid shit hole. H/T to Maryykate at bitterpoliticz for the scoop.

I know, I know. You voted for the Bus for the Intrepid Traveler. That was before the shit started hitting the fan...globally. You should have picked this slogan, and you should have known full well I was eventually going to change it. What else am I supposed to do?

Everything we predicted about a Pampers regime is coming to pass, only worse.

The Dow closed at 6626.94 on Friday. Anyone care to predict when it will hit 5000? What astounds me is how so many people are still believing this douchebag and his toadies. Truly, it is amazing. No earmarks, and all accountability all the time. And such transparency. I can see right through him.

There seems to be an uptick in the mocking of TelePrompter Jesus' Linus Van Peltian need to have...his teleprompter...everywhere he goes.



The press clearly has one agenda with this strategy. Get Pampers to stop using the teleprompter in the hopes he will generate more gaffes. Sorry guys, there are only so many times you can listen to the Uh...um...montage and still have it be funny.

Since we're on the subject, let's see how many hits we get for "Obama is an idiot" on Google....BRB...wow...11,800,00. There were only 2,540,000 hits for "Obama is a moron," and 1,140,000 hits for "Obama is a dumb ass."

The internet has spoken. Clearly the overwhelming majority feels that Obama is an idiot. I seem to be in the small minority that thinks he is a dumb ass idiot moron (only 432,000).

And while Obama's journey of self-discovery runs us over at home, let's see how he's working to protect our security abroad...

He's not.

It looks like Sultan Shirley Pampers Peron's plan of trying to fuck Israel in the ass is well under way, and Secretary Hillary "We'll nuke the shit out of Iran if they attack Israel" Clinton is right on board with the appeasers and Israel haters. Way to go Hillary. Looks like you really are just another full of crap politician who kissed American Jewry's collective ass as New York's junior Senator. I think as President the ass kissing would have continued, which would have been nominally better for Israel. But since she has about as much chance of becoming President as my spayed dog has of delivering a litter of kittens, there's really no point in doing anything else than kissing Pampers' ass and towing the line. Israel can eat cake. Barry and Hillary want to feel good about creating a Palestinian state.

Yes yes we know that it's your overriding priority to create a state for a government that so far hasn't shown the competence to properly run a post office, and is dedicated to destroying Israel. So much for the Palestinians living side by side with a secure Israel. Neither the White House, nor Madame Secretary have bothered to take the time to condemn the latest rocket attacks from Gaza, or the spate of bulldozer attacks in Jerusalem. Here's your wake up call Hillary; you're supposed to at least give some lip service to condemning the attacks before you fuck Israel over behind closed doors. The rockets are okay with you. Message received.

For his part Senate Foreign Relations Botox Ogre John Kerry admits that appeasing Syria will give us nothing, but we should still pressure Israel to return the Golan Heights to Syria. Wow John, what a fucking great plan. That's right up there with Iran/Contra. Good thing you're part of our new foreign policy brain trust. We wouldn't want anyone thinking we had anything resembling competent leadership. High Five!

Caroline Glick sums up the problem rather succinctly:

Then, too, as both Kerry and Clinton made clear, the administration plans to ignore Syria's support for Iraqi, Palestinian and Lebanese terrorism, its nuclear proliferation activities and its massive ballistic missile arsenal, as well as its strategic alliance with Iran. Rather than confront Syria about its bad behavior, the administration favors a policy based on making believe that in his heart of hearts, Assad is a liberal democrat who aspires to peace, and hope, and change.

But the core of the administration's campaign to ignore Iran's nuclear program - as well as Syria's - is its unrelenting quest for the big payoff: Palestinian statehood.

This week Iran staged yet another "Destroy Israel" conference in Teheran, replete with Mahmoud Ahmadinejad's trademark Holocaust denial, Supreme Leader Ali Khamenei's ritual castigation of the Jewish state as a "cancerous tumor," and the US as a treacherous enemy, and Ali Larijani's threat to attack Israel's suspected nuclear sites. The conference enjoyed a newfound sense of international legitimacy, taking place as it did just after burka-clad Annette Bening's goodwill Hollywood celebrity visit to the mullocracy.

THE GENOCIDAL pageantry in Teheran elicited no significant response from Clinton and Kerry. They had bigger fish to fry. While the administration and its supporters seem to believe that the US has no right to make demands on Iran and Syria, which, they assert, are both just advancing their national interests, for them Israel is a completely different story. As Clinton and Kerry demonstrated this week, the administration and its supporters will not stop making demands on Israel.

Kerry justified Syria's continued alliance with Iran by saying that Syria should be expected to "play both sides of the fence [with the US and Iran] as other nations do when they believe it is in their interests.

And here's the antidote for those of you still holding on to the notion that Secretary Clinton will stand by Israel, and work to maintain American security interests. Again from Glick:

Clinton joined Kerry in his efforts to compel the Jewish state to ignore its national interests in the cause of the higher goal of Palestinian statehood. Like him, she attacked Israel for not handing control over its borders with Gaza to Hamas. And like Kerry, she stated repeatedly that her greatest goal is to establish a Palestinian state.

Clinton's unique contribution to that great "pro-peace" endeavor this week was her outspoken criticism on Wednesday of the Jerusalem Municipality's decision to enforce the city's building and planning ordinances equally toward both Jews and Arabs. That policy was made clear this week when city inspectors destroyed illegal buildings in both Jewish and Arab neighborhoods.

Since as far as Clinton is concerned, Israel will one day be required to throw all the Jews out of East, South and North Jerusalem to make room for what she believes is the "inevitable" Palestinian state, Israel has no right to treat Arabs and Jews equally in its soon-to-be-inevitably divided capital city. Arabs should be allowed to break the law at will. When Israel insists on enforcing its laws without prejudice, Clinton condemns it for being anti-peace.

Appeasing and strengthening radical jihadists is not in the interests of the United States, or Europe for that matter. But since Pampers seems to have a rabid dislike for the British (they aren't Socialist enough for his taste I suppose), that comes as no surprise.

Here's a wake up call you Pampers Administration dingdongs. Israel is a sovereign nation that is not going to kowtow to the U.S. in order to compromise its security, at least not with a Netanyahu government. Oh how you must wish Ehud Barak had won. What amazing Barack Barak bumperstickers you could have sold to all the dimwitted Jews who voted for Shirley Peron. Perhaps some Israeli arms deals and security arrangements with India and China will change your tune. You dinks really think that turning out Israel will make the Jihadists love you don't you? My god you're dumber than a bag of hammers.

If you haven't figured it out by now the Resident doesn't care if Iran gets the Bomb, and his retarded policy vis a vis Israel is not going to generate regional stability if the payoff is a terror kleptocracy in a Palestinian state, with a nuclear Iran still allied with Syria. No wonder the grunts of the USMC don't really like this putz. It must be a little difficult to take orders from a man that is busy colluding with our enemies.

So here's the nutshell on Pampers' Middle East policy: Let Iran have nukes. Screw Israel. Peace will break out anyway. I have been saying since early last year that this was the case. What I didn't expect was that Clinton would so readily buy into this. I really thought she'd change the tune over at State, but have to admit that in the back of my mind that this would happen. Sorry folks, she's just a Pampers toady now. What a waste. Of course, all you leftist Jew haters must be thrilled.

Newsflash Resident Asshole, you are not buying the world a fucking Coke and keeping it company.

To throw you a bone Hillary, I do support the creation of a Palestinian state. Israel, after removing the terror kleptocracy that is the Palestinian Authority, should annex the West Bank and exclude Gaza. Barry, Hill, and Lurch can invest in building hotel/casinos in Gaza and have their own suites so they can play Obama's Eleven.

I wonder if Hillary is still planning to do anything about the slave trade and helping children internationally, or is she going to throw that stuff over in favor of helping to traffic blood diamonds? Only time will tell.

Of course, this presents a golden opportunity for Israel to tell the United States to go blow. China and India have a lot of capital to invest in technology development. The Chinese are apparently interested in cutting their oil imports (they used to be an exporter). A Chinese firm is partnering with Israel on electric plug-in technology. The Russians might be interested in having Israeli port access. And there had been talk at one point about transporting Russian oil through Israel rather than the Suez canal. Arrangements like that could be very beneficial to a nation that is tired of having its hands tied by a country that pays it lip service in support while selling her out to OPEC countries.

I wonder how Pampers and Co. will feel if Bibi makes a trip to Russia. Not too good I suspect.

This is what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass Barry.

And Now For Something Completely Different...Brancy

a joke at Nancy Pelosi's expense, courtesy of Dana Milbank.

Radio Radio

H/T to 12 Tequilas for putting a juicy bit of fun in my lap today.

Seems Robert Gibbs, Shirley Peron Jr. Jr.'s Minister of Bullshit, doesn't know the frequency Kenneth. When asked about the Pampers Administration's seeming fixation with whining about Rush Limbaugh because, what the fuck...it's not as if That One is doing anything good for the nation, like returning to his home planet of Asshat, Gibbs replied that he does not have a radio. Mr. Gibbs, a full time ass-faced pimple, now has three courtesy of Ann Compton, ABC Radio White House Correspondent, HD Digital Radio Alliance (theirs came with an ipod dock...neato!), and Mark Plotkin of WTOP.

The Washington Post is reporting that supposedly the gifted radio from ABC was given with a note from the network's Vice President that said, "You can join the 235 million people weekly that listen to the radio."

If I were the Vice President of ABC Radio my note would have said, "Now you have a radio asshole."

Plotkin apparently came to Gibbs at the end of a press conference to give him the third radio saying, "I have something you don't have...Enjoy the miracle of radio."

If I had been in Plotkin's shoes I would have said, "Here's your fucking radio, asshole."

Can you believe this bullshit? This is the administration? It's a 3 ring circus. These fucks think they can trot out this douchebag organ grinder and monkey act thinking that his gibberish nonsense and overt hostility is going to make us forget that the TelePrompter Jesus is screwing the country over? Sorry guys, it only makes it more glaringly obvious that you are nothing but a bunch of asshats.

I don't have a radio...are you fucking kidding me? Well Pimple, you have been saved. After all, radio is the sound salvation...

Must...Stop...Gay...Marriage!

Once again, the dingdongs are taking to the legislative floor to define marriage or, in this case, "defend" marriage. On 23 February 2009, Republican legislators in North Carolina filed Senate bill 272, the so-called Defense of Marriage. If this bill passes the issue of amending the state constitution to define marriage as being between one man and one woman could appear on the ballot this November. If approved it will effectively kill the notion of gay marriage in the state. Not to be outdone, House members are filing their own version.

Sen. Jim Forrester, R-Gaston, said

"We are sponsoring this legislation because we firmly believe that North Carolina's marriage laws are at risk of being redefined by activist courts to include same-sex couples...At any moment, a lawsuit challenging our marriage laws could be filed by a same-sex couple from our state that obtained a marriage license in a state where same-sex marriage is legal."

That's right Jim, gays are lying in wait, crouching down behind shrubbery, inside telephone kiosks, and next to vending machines, just waiting to strike with a horrible lawsuit that might bring about something as abhorrent as equal protection for gays under the constitution of the state of North Carolina. Heaven forbid that citizens of the state of North Carolina be protected by their own state's laws. That would be...that would be...so...American! Gasp!

If accepted by the voters of North Carolina, it would not only amend the constitution, it would prevent the recognition of domestic partnerships, employee based health benefits, and other such protections. Lord knows we can't have the gays being protected. Next thing you know they'll be out in the streets sodomizing public buildings and animals.

Yep, it's not the 50% divorce rate that's killing the institution of marriage. It's definitely the gays.

New Hampshire: Live Free or Die in the Land of Juan Lincoln Peron Jr. Jr.

About a month ago a resolution was submitted in the New Hampshire State Legislature that essentially declares that if any branch of the federal government seeks to operate outside the bounds of the Constitution of the United States that Constitution is rendered null and void. The resolution lists the following acts that could precipitate such a nullification.

What follows is taken directly from the text of the resolution. To read it in its entirety go here.

That any Act by the Congress of the United States, Executive Order of the President of the United States of America or Judicial Order by the Judicatories of the United States of America which assumes a power not delegated to the government of United States of America by the Constitution for the United States of America and which serves to diminish the liberty of the any of the several States or their citizens shall constitute a nullification of the Constitution for the United States of America by the government of the United States of America. Acts which would cause such a nullification include, but are not limited to:

I. Establishing martial law or a state of emergency within one of the States comprising the United States of America without the consent of the legislature of that State.

II. Requiring involuntary servitude, or governmental service other than a draft during a declared war, or pursuant to, or as an alternative to, incarceration after due process of law.

III. Requiring involuntary servitude or governmental service of persons under the age of 18 other than pursuant to, or as an alternative to, incarceration after due process of law.

IV. Surrendering any power delegated or not delegated to any corporation or foreign government.

V. Any act regarding religion; further limitations on freedom of political speech; or further limitations on freedom of the press.

VI. Further infringements on the right to keep and bear arms including prohibitions of type or quantity of arms or ammunition; and

That should any such act of Congress become law or Executive Order or Judicial Order be put into force, all powers previously delegated to the United States of America by the Constitution for the United States shall revert to the several States individually. Any future government of the United States of America shall require ratification of three quarters of the States seeking to form a government of the United States of America and shall not be binding upon any State not seeking to form such a government; and

That copies of this resolution be transmitted by the house clerk to the President of the United States, each member of the United States Congress, and the presiding officers of each State’s legislature.

This is an incredible, and prescient step toward preventing Juan Martin Luther Lincoln Peron Jr. Jr. from attempting to dissolve the sovereignty of the states, and the usurpation of power by the federal government. Let's hope this resolution passes.

It is being put forward that part of Pampers' plan is to drive the nation to the point where states would openly move to secede from the Union so that he can exercise his delusion that he is Lincoln, declare martial law, and force a new civil war after which he could fashion the nation into the Stalinofascist nightmare that he has always dreamed of as he is a psychotic megalomaniac. I can see that, but considering that there are already elements in the United States military that are not even sure he's eligible to be Commander-in-Chief, he's going to have a hard time waging war against the secessionists. I guess that's what his Civilian Security Force is going to do.

By the way, it's quite possible that Shirley Juan Peron Jr. Jr. has created that force right under our noses in the form Defense Department Directive 1404.10 which creates a Civilian Expeditionary Workforce. Here's part of the CEW's purpose as defined in the text of the DoD Directive.

Reissues DoD Directive (DoDD) 1404.10 (Reference (a)) under a new title to establish the policy through which an appropriately sized subset of the DoD civilian workforce is preidentified to be organized, trained, and equipped in a manner that facilitates the use of their capabilities for operational requirements. These requirements are typically away from the normal work locations of DoD civilians, or in situations where other civilians may be evacuated to assist military forces where the use of DoD civilians is appropriate. These employees shall be collectively known as the DoD Civilian Expeditionary Workforce. Members of the DoD Civilian Expeditionary Workforce shall be organized, trained, cleared, equipped, and ready to deploy in support of combat operations by the military; contingencies; emergency operations; humanitarian missions; disaster relief; restoration of order; drug interdiction; and stability
operations of the Department of Defense in accordance with DoDD 3000.05 (Reference (b)).

To read the full text of the directive, go here.

I came across the information regarding the New Hampshire resolution while exploring a link at Logisitics Monster. Inspired by her penchant for going down rabbit holes, I decided to follow the chain from Pat Dollard and it led me to one Hal Turner; neo-Nazi punk ass ratfucker radio show host (I am in no way insinuating that Logistics Monster has anything to do with Turner. Diamond is no racist.). This ratfucker and his douchebag racist followers make a mockery of the Constitution that was written by men who believed in religious tolerance, and that all are created equal. When a ratfucker like Turner and his ilk talk about defending the Constitution, rebellion, and civil war, make no mistake, they are also talking about purging this nation of people of color, gays, Jews, Muslims, and all other non-white/non-Christian people; the very antithesis of what this country was founded on.

So when people like Mr. Turner talk about defending the Constitution, etc don't you believe them. He is as guilty as the liar in the White House when it comes to the erosion of this nation's values.

I have news for you Hal Turner you ignorant ratfucker. Jews helped finance the American revolution, helped arm the Continental Army, and shed blood for independence. This nation exists because of the efforts of its Jews, and you owe the fact that you have the freedom to spew your vitriolic bullshit, in part, to my people. Kindly go fuck yourself, and take the scum that follow you with you. You are as worthless to this nation as the liar in the White House. Fuck off.

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We have received word that the Bald Eagle, proud symbol of our nation, is contemplating retirement. Read the whole story at SNN.

Here's A Real Problem for Israel

While the Jewish community is wasting a lot of time wondering if Secretary of State Clinton is a friend of Israel or not, I thought I'd present a problem for Israel that comes directly from her boss; emissary and commander of the invasion forces of Planet Asshat, Commander Waffalo Peron Jr. Jr., in the form of his appointee to the National Intelligence Committee; Chas W. Freeman Jr.

According to the NIC wikipedia page, the role of the NIC is to, "...provide policymakers with the best information: unvarnished, unbiased and without regard to whether the analytic judgments conform to current U.S. policy.

According to Peggy Shapiro at American Thinker, two Congressman (Steven Kirk of Illinois, and Eric Cantor of Virginia), have ten problems with Mr. Freeman. Ms. Shapiro lists the following:

A. Heading an organization which accepted $1 million donation from the Saudis;

B. Lobbying for the Saudi government;

C. Accusing Israel of Nazis tactics;

D. Denying claims of any historical Jewish presence in Jerusalem and blaming Israel for the lack of peace in the Middle East;

E. Publishing anti-Semitic canards such as the U.S. sacrificing its self interests because of a powerful Jewish cabal;

F. Promoting public schools textbooks which the independent Textbook League describe as "a vehicle for disseminating disinformation, including a multitude of false, distorted or utterly absurd claims that are presented as historical facts. ...[with] three principal purposes: inducing teachers to embrace Islamic religious beliefs; inducing teachers to embrace political views that are favored by the MEPC, Middle East Policy Council (formerly the American Arab Affairs Council)...; and impelling teachers to disseminate those religious beliefs and political views in schools";

G. Marketing educational materials which recreate world history and refer to the land of Israel only as Palestine and claim that native American Iroquois and Algonquin chiefs had names like "Abdul-Rahim and Abdallah Ibn Malik";

H. Blaming the U.S. for the terror attack of 9/11;

I. Praising Hamas as the only democratically elected government in the Arab world and excusing terrorism as a response to Israel's and the U.S. "unreasoning hostility and condemnation."

Do you think the Resident would receive "unvarnished" and "unbiased" information regarding the security needs of Israel? No, me neither.

I think that it is more than fair to say that by nominating Freeman, Shirley Juan Martin Luther Lincoln Peron Jr. Jr. is not friend of Israel. Again, his White House is lining up against the State Department's statements on Israel, laying the ground work for a potential rift in the administration. We will have to continue to wait to see whether Clinton will flip on the tradtionally anti-Israel stance of the Department of State, or whether she will cave to pressure from Shirley Peron Jr. Jr's masters.

American Jewry, keep your eyes on the problem: the douchebag usurper in the White House.

For more analysis of Shitbird's appointing of Freeman check out Yid with Lid.

If I were a security analyst for an American intelligence agency I would contend that the greatest threat to the safety and security of the United States and Israel is the Resident of the United States. As an actual natural born citizen of the United States of America I will make the same contention.

Clinton Down on Israel? Part II

The following is the text of Secretary of State Clinton's remarks prior to departing for the Middle East.

I’m eager to meet with leaders to hear their thoughts about the best way to move forward on seeking peace and security. So at Sharm el-Sheikh, I’ll be joining other members of the international community to address the immediate humanitarian crisis in Gaza. We want to strengthen a Palestinian partner willing to accept the conditions outlined by the Quartet and the Arab summit; in other words, a renouncement of violence, a recognition of Israel, and a commitment to abide by the previous agreements entered in by the Palestinian Authority.

All of our efforts will be designed to produce the sort of progress that is concretely felt by people on the ground. Our aid dollars will flow based on these principles. They’ll be spent only in service of the goals that will help people feel more secure in their lives, and therefore more confident that progress toward peace would serve them better than retreating to violence and rejectionism. And I will be announcing a commitment to a significant aid package, but it will only be spent if we determine that our goals can be furthered rather than undermined or subverted.

When questioned about the Egyptian brokered talks between Fatah and Hamas Clinton gave the following answer:

Well, I believe that it’s important, if there is some reconciliation and a move toward a unified authority, that it’s very clear that Hamas knows the conditions that have been set forth by the Quartet, by the Arab summit. And they must renounce violence, recognize Israel, and abide by previous commitments; otherwise, I don’t think it will result in the kind of positive step forward either for the Palestinian people or as a vehicle for a reinvigorated effort to obtain peace that leads to a Palestinian state.

This does not sound like a reversal on her position on Israel. It sound pretty consistent with her statements during the primaries. The aid package is new, but this comes from on high. Though I question whether we should be ponying up the money to rebuild Gaza, at least Clinton believes it will be contingent on whether the Palestinian body politic makes furtive movements to letting go of its terrorist ways. We'll see how high the Resident thinks that bar should be...

Again, I see no evidence in the statement that I would read as a betrayal of Israel's interests. How thoroughly the terror kleptocracy is dismantled remains to be seen.

The Resistance Grows

For months now various parties have brought legal challenges to bear on the issue of Shirley Juan Martin Luther Lincoln Peron Jr. Jr.'s constitutional eligibility to be President of the United States. The concerns of private citizens have largely been dismissed by the press, the courts, and even by some members of the PUMAsphere. I myself have felt that though this issue deserves a due hearing in America's courts, it was an issue in which people were placing false hope as the petitions of American citizens have been ignored by the criminals running our federal government. But events are unfolding that cannot be ignored.

Two active duty soldiers in the United States military have agreed to be listed as plaintiffs in upcoming legal action to demand that the Resident provide complete documentation to demonstrate unequivocally that he is constitutionally eligible to serve, and refuse to accept any orders from the Commander-in-Chief until they are satisfied that this is the case. A retired Major General has also agreed to join this suit (H/T to Diamond Tiger at Logistics Monster).

It has been clearly demonstrated time and again that the government of the United States is no longer upholding its part of the contract that is the backbone of our republic. I expect the concerns of private citizens to be ignored. Who is willing to ignore the petitions of members of our armed services? Who is willing to ignore the voice of the people who put their lives on the line to protect our freedom?

A convergence of forces is forming. The anger of private citizens who are watching the current administration and the Congress erode our civil liberties, which the government does not have the power to do, while they literally stick their hands in our pockets to fund the destruction of our economy, and make as many of us dependents on the federal government as possible, is merging with a groundswell in our military that is clearly stating it will not serve the unconstitutional policies being advocated and promulgated by the Congress and the White House.

As a citizen of the United States, and a patriot, it is reassuring to know that among the men and women who have sworn to protect us from threats, foreign and domestic, there are those ready to stand and defend us from the growing tyranny that has taken shape in Washington. The rights of our states, and ourselves, are in jeopardy. Our servicemen and women know this. They are standing up. They are speaking out. You must do the same.

Watch this video, and help make it go viral.

It's your republic. Defend it.