The Sound of Shit Hitting the Fan...Globally (UPDATE)

We now know why Resident Assface was so rude to Gordon Brown. Apparently little Lord Fauntlerdouche was tired from having to deal with the economic crisis that he helped create with his gross incompetence and desire to turn America into a festering useless Socialoid shit hole. H/T to Maryykate at bitterpoliticz for the scoop.

I know, I know. You voted for the Bus for the Intrepid Traveler. That was before the shit started hitting the fan...globally. You should have picked this slogan, and you should have known full well I was eventually going to change it. What else am I supposed to do?

Everything we predicted about a Pampers regime is coming to pass, only worse.

The Dow closed at 6626.94 on Friday. Anyone care to predict when it will hit 5000? What astounds me is how so many people are still believing this douchebag and his toadies. Truly, it is amazing. No earmarks, and all accountability all the time. And such transparency. I can see right through him.

There seems to be an uptick in the mocking of TelePrompter Jesus' Linus Van Peltian need to have...his teleprompter...everywhere he goes.



The press clearly has one agenda with this strategy. Get Pampers to stop using the teleprompter in the hopes he will generate more gaffes. Sorry guys, there are only so many times you can listen to the Uh...um...montage and still have it be funny.

Since we're on the subject, let's see how many hits we get for "Obama is an idiot" on Google....BRB...wow...11,800,00. There were only 2,540,000 hits for "Obama is a moron," and 1,140,000 hits for "Obama is a dumb ass."

The internet has spoken. Clearly the overwhelming majority feels that Obama is an idiot. I seem to be in the small minority that thinks he is a dumb ass idiot moron (only 432,000).

And while Obama's journey of self-discovery runs us over at home, let's see how he's working to protect our security abroad...

He's not.

It looks like Sultan Shirley Pampers Peron's plan of trying to fuck Israel in the ass is well under way, and Secretary Hillary "We'll nuke the shit out of Iran if they attack Israel" Clinton is right on board with the appeasers and Israel haters. Way to go Hillary. Looks like you really are just another full of crap politician who kissed American Jewry's collective ass as New York's junior Senator. I think as President the ass kissing would have continued, which would have been nominally better for Israel. But since she has about as much chance of becoming President as my spayed dog has of delivering a litter of kittens, there's really no point in doing anything else than kissing Pampers' ass and towing the line. Israel can eat cake. Barry and Hillary want to feel good about creating a Palestinian state.

Yes yes we know that it's your overriding priority to create a state for a government that so far hasn't shown the competence to properly run a post office, and is dedicated to destroying Israel. So much for the Palestinians living side by side with a secure Israel. Neither the White House, nor Madame Secretary have bothered to take the time to condemn the latest rocket attacks from Gaza, or the spate of bulldozer attacks in Jerusalem. Here's your wake up call Hillary; you're supposed to at least give some lip service to condemning the attacks before you fuck Israel over behind closed doors. The rockets are okay with you. Message received.

For his part Senate Foreign Relations Botox Ogre John Kerry admits that appeasing Syria will give us nothing, but we should still pressure Israel to return the Golan Heights to Syria. Wow John, what a fucking great plan. That's right up there with Iran/Contra. Good thing you're part of our new foreign policy brain trust. We wouldn't want anyone thinking we had anything resembling competent leadership. High Five!

Caroline Glick sums up the problem rather succinctly:

Then, too, as both Kerry and Clinton made clear, the administration plans to ignore Syria's support for Iraqi, Palestinian and Lebanese terrorism, its nuclear proliferation activities and its massive ballistic missile arsenal, as well as its strategic alliance with Iran. Rather than confront Syria about its bad behavior, the administration favors a policy based on making believe that in his heart of hearts, Assad is a liberal democrat who aspires to peace, and hope, and change.

But the core of the administration's campaign to ignore Iran's nuclear program - as well as Syria's - is its unrelenting quest for the big payoff: Palestinian statehood.

This week Iran staged yet another "Destroy Israel" conference in Teheran, replete with Mahmoud Ahmadinejad's trademark Holocaust denial, Supreme Leader Ali Khamenei's ritual castigation of the Jewish state as a "cancerous tumor," and the US as a treacherous enemy, and Ali Larijani's threat to attack Israel's suspected nuclear sites. The conference enjoyed a newfound sense of international legitimacy, taking place as it did just after burka-clad Annette Bening's goodwill Hollywood celebrity visit to the mullocracy.

THE GENOCIDAL pageantry in Teheran elicited no significant response from Clinton and Kerry. They had bigger fish to fry. While the administration and its supporters seem to believe that the US has no right to make demands on Iran and Syria, which, they assert, are both just advancing their national interests, for them Israel is a completely different story. As Clinton and Kerry demonstrated this week, the administration and its supporters will not stop making demands on Israel.

Kerry justified Syria's continued alliance with Iran by saying that Syria should be expected to "play both sides of the fence [with the US and Iran] as other nations do when they believe it is in their interests.

And here's the antidote for those of you still holding on to the notion that Secretary Clinton will stand by Israel, and work to maintain American security interests. Again from Glick:

Clinton joined Kerry in his efforts to compel the Jewish state to ignore its national interests in the cause of the higher goal of Palestinian statehood. Like him, she attacked Israel for not handing control over its borders with Gaza to Hamas. And like Kerry, she stated repeatedly that her greatest goal is to establish a Palestinian state.

Clinton's unique contribution to that great "pro-peace" endeavor this week was her outspoken criticism on Wednesday of the Jerusalem Municipality's decision to enforce the city's building and planning ordinances equally toward both Jews and Arabs. That policy was made clear this week when city inspectors destroyed illegal buildings in both Jewish and Arab neighborhoods.

Since as far as Clinton is concerned, Israel will one day be required to throw all the Jews out of East, South and North Jerusalem to make room for what she believes is the "inevitable" Palestinian state, Israel has no right to treat Arabs and Jews equally in its soon-to-be-inevitably divided capital city. Arabs should be allowed to break the law at will. When Israel insists on enforcing its laws without prejudice, Clinton condemns it for being anti-peace.

Appeasing and strengthening radical jihadists is not in the interests of the United States, or Europe for that matter. But since Pampers seems to have a rabid dislike for the British (they aren't Socialist enough for his taste I suppose), that comes as no surprise.

Here's a wake up call you Pampers Administration dingdongs. Israel is a sovereign nation that is not going to kowtow to the U.S. in order to compromise its security, at least not with a Netanyahu government. Oh how you must wish Ehud Barak had won. What amazing Barack Barak bumperstickers you could have sold to all the dimwitted Jews who voted for Shirley Peron. Perhaps some Israeli arms deals and security arrangements with India and China will change your tune. You dinks really think that turning out Israel will make the Jihadists love you don't you? My god you're dumber than a bag of hammers.

If you haven't figured it out by now the Resident doesn't care if Iran gets the Bomb, and his retarded policy vis a vis Israel is not going to generate regional stability if the payoff is a terror kleptocracy in a Palestinian state, with a nuclear Iran still allied with Syria. No wonder the grunts of the USMC don't really like this putz. It must be a little difficult to take orders from a man that is busy colluding with our enemies.

So here's the nutshell on Pampers' Middle East policy: Let Iran have nukes. Screw Israel. Peace will break out anyway. I have been saying since early last year that this was the case. What I didn't expect was that Clinton would so readily buy into this. I really thought she'd change the tune over at State, but have to admit that in the back of my mind that this would happen. Sorry folks, she's just a Pampers toady now. What a waste. Of course, all you leftist Jew haters must be thrilled.

Newsflash Resident Asshole, you are not buying the world a fucking Coke and keeping it company.

To throw you a bone Hillary, I do support the creation of a Palestinian state. Israel, after removing the terror kleptocracy that is the Palestinian Authority, should annex the West Bank and exclude Gaza. Barry, Hill, and Lurch can invest in building hotel/casinos in Gaza and have their own suites so they can play Obama's Eleven.

I wonder if Hillary is still planning to do anything about the slave trade and helping children internationally, or is she going to throw that stuff over in favor of helping to traffic blood diamonds? Only time will tell.

Of course, this presents a golden opportunity for Israel to tell the United States to go blow. China and India have a lot of capital to invest in technology development. The Chinese are apparently interested in cutting their oil imports (they used to be an exporter). A Chinese firm is partnering with Israel on electric plug-in technology. The Russians might be interested in having Israeli port access. And there had been talk at one point about transporting Russian oil through Israel rather than the Suez canal. Arrangements like that could be very beneficial to a nation that is tired of having its hands tied by a country that pays it lip service in support while selling her out to OPEC countries.

I wonder how Pampers and Co. will feel if Bibi makes a trip to Russia. Not too good I suspect.

This is what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass Barry.