01 March 2009
The Latest From The Shtuey News Network
We have received word that the Bald Eagle, proud symbol of our nation, is contemplating retirement. Read the whole story at SNN.
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The Sound of Shit Hitting the Fan...Globally
בַּת-בָּבֶל, הַשְּׁדוּדָה: אַשְׁרֵי שֶׁיְשַׁלֶּם-לָךְ-- אֶת-גְּמוּלֵךְ, שֶׁגָּמַלְתּ לָנוּ
אַשְׁרֵי שֶׁיֹּאחֵז וְנִפֵּץ אֶת-עֹלָלַיִךְ-- אֶל-הַסָּלַע
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Wasn't it Ben Franklin who suggested the turkey as our national symbol? Personally, I think the sloth should be our nation's symbol since we seem to consistently elect lazy asses who can't be bothered to read the bills that they vote on.
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