It’s been years since the last Golden Douchey Award was given. For those of you who are new to the Valve, the Golden Douchey is awarded to someone who really puts the Douche in Douchiness. This week’s recipient has risen to such high levels of doucheosity that I am simply giddy.
This week’s winner is none other than New York’s Lord Emperor of Douchylvania...
ANDREW CUOMO!!!
Still fresh from his douchey comment that America would never be great until women were allowed to express their full potential, afterwhich he hypocritically defeated Cynthia Nixon, failing to drop out of the primary so she could claim victory...Cuomo exceeded himself when it was revealed that contrary to his freak, the NYPD reported that he was not the victim of a fake bomb delivery. No doubt his fragile male ego felt flaccid as no one considered him worthy enough to even receive one fake bomb delivery while Maxine I Need a Lobotomy Waters got two.
Sorry gov, you’re a two time loser...but a one time winner of this week’s Golden Douchey!
Mazal tov!
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