I have been lazing about and projecting my eye, rimmed with fire with the black slit of my pupil opened on a pit (...okay...more like my eyes were bloodshot from being buffeted by tropical breezes blowing sand while I lounged on the beach)...upon the United States of America, and the band of thieving miscreants in our Congress, and then I had several drinks...and thought...and drank more...and ate food...and slept...
I am tan rested and ready and here to spread the GOOD NEWS!
My brothers and sisters I have come to set you free.
Eight years ago when that nearly primate idiot sock puppet, with Dick Cheney's arm up his ass, strolled into the White House in as foul a smelling cloud of fraudulent bullshit as the new douche same as the old douche, I thought things blew ass.
Now we've got Martin Luther Lincoln Jr. Jr. along with the same bunch of criminals in the Congress. These gas bags, in their infinite wisdom, have brought us the billions and billions headed hydra commonly referred to as the Douchulus Package which will, miraculously but not surprisingly, produce a negative number of jobs at a rate of naught, while simultaneously raising the citizen fucked in the ass rate by 10,000 percent.
Though this may leave mathematicians, economists (and even sociologists), worldwide with an overwhelming urge to commit suicide, or finally bring about the destruction of all life on earth, while rescuing all the people and animals they deem brilliantly smart, and as mentally disturbed as they are, to start life again on a "class-M" planet in a galaxy near you...at least that's how it's happened in a variety of low budget science fiction films (one of the better known titles is the notorious "The Mad Scientist Who Tried to Destroy the World and Only Save People Who Were Not His Mother-in-Law, starring Vincent Price and Armand Jean du Plessis de Richelieu), it is an inescapable fact that a dying llama and a bowl of spaghetti o's could come up with a better plan than that steaming heap of cow turd that is Duchulus.
I pointed it out a number of times on this blog, but feel the need to do so again.
In that groovy document we call the Declaration of Independence it says, rather plainly, that any government is only viable with the people's consent. The Congress and the President do not govern with my consent. Quite frankly, they can all go fuck themselves.
I promise you that when you wash your hands of these scumbags you will feel April fresh, and a lot less stressed...I wonder what would happen in 2010 if no one voted?
Ask not what you're government is going to do to you. Ask what you can do about no longer being fucked by this crap government.
So let these ratfucking asshats do what they want. Quite frankly, I don't really care any more.
I noticed over the past week that the moving sidewalks in our airports have emergency stop buttons on them. I assume the reason to have an emergency stop button is to hopefully prevent someone from being killed by the moving the sidewalk, or to make everyone on the sidewalk fall down.
I'm tired of the asshats pressing the button to make us fall down. I think it's time someone pushed the button to keep people from getting killed. So please, stop bitching about what the ratfuckers are doing because getting fucked over by your government is your state of being. Do you really care if it's with a broomstick or a multi billion dollar electric cattle prod dildo? You're wasting a lot of valuable time and energy that could be put into thinking about how we're going to stop this bullshit once and for all.
So get to it.
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Look how alert I am; I get to say "welcome back" first. Anonymously.
Yay! My brother's back! Are we the same color, now? I don't care, I love you, anyway. I missed you! And, about that stop voting thing, I've been saying we should let 'en vote for each other so we could see the ingenious ways they come up with to cheat, for a while, now; right with you on that.
Anyway, welcome back, and keep givin' 'em hell; great as it is, it pales in comparison to the shit they're giving us.
Shtuey's back!
Yay!
Shtuey! Welcome back!
I know exactly how to get their attention in a very non-violent way - but I can't write it here. let you know soon.
Diamond
welcome back from your respite!
so you're still saying we have to stop bs'ing and do something? isn't *this* the pathway to doing something? this movement (foul word) was on the air and received some mad press for quite some time. we just have to be louder, meaner, no sense of decorum.
and don't diss the repubs. at least the congress gop told that b*stard where to take it.
i'd still take a repub these days over this shyt...at least they tried to keep us safe. i know you're hoping to get our party back, but fook em. how many times does someone forgive a cheater? at some point, you cut your losses and move on. imo, the symbol of democrat is tantamount to treason.
sorry to rant, i'm in my sunday mode, post grammy award, nauseated from listening to the "artistes" bloviating about our hamas lovin' select.
nice to see you!
Oh Countess, you mistake me...I never really thought the Democrat Party could be redeemed. I entertained the thought if Pampers lost, but never expected it.
But let's be clear, the Republican Party is just as corrupt. The only reason they are standing up to Pampers is because it's politically expedient to do so. If they were in power they'd be screwing us too. They weren't too high on our personal freedoms when they had the majority, a few years back.
So no, I take no solace in their "opposition." They can all fuck off.
Yes, Shtuey, it is for their political gain, but who cares? We should not analyze their reasons but rather revel in the results. We need dissenters, and since Oshyt claims bipartisanship, this is a slap in his smug face. He's not getting a free ride and psychedelic love potions. I'm on the side of whoever kicks the crap out of him, and their reasons just don't matter to me.
As for Olympia Snow, Susan Collins, and Arlen Specter, they can go to hell.
Ah yes, my enemy's enemy is my friend...I can see that...I'd like to know when we get to stop being fucked over though...I'm done.
we don't. we can rage against the machine, make headlines, have our blogs trashed, our voices squelched, and the inner circle of satan still prevails.
i was pretty fearless, now i'm scared. your brilliant postings concerning the historical beginnings of our nation bring me sadness. it's not negativity, it's reality. we need a miracle to stop this. for now, i'll stand with the grand old party even though they'll say anything to prep for 2010. fine with me!
Well, it's about time you got your slacker ass back to work on this blog! I missed you.
Ok...I've been perusing around the small blogs that were so drunk with Obama kool aide that they could barely get a sentence out without ending it with "Yes We Can!"
It seems that suddenly, they've gone silent...they just can't utter the words, "Oh fuck, Obama screwed us." They are either writing stuff about the history of rock and roll, or they are reverting back to bashing VP Cheney, who deserved every bit of his past bashing, but let's get over it,the asshat is gone.
I wrote a post yesterday about David Sirota's sudden clarity on who and what Obama is...but he still isn't convinced that Obama is evil...just confused.
Thank you Mary Ellen, it's good to be back. Yes, the Zombie Legions of Planet Asshat are getting their first real taste of being fucked over by mistakenly having true faith...and so a new generation of cynics is born. It should now be clear why Martin Luther Lincoln Jr. Jr. is working so hard to court evangelical fanatics...he's not going to be able to get the college slacker set to vote for him again. Of course, all the teeny boppers making O sculpie necklaces in art class will probably swoon all over him if they are of voting age. Must keep the propaganda machine going to cultivate the next wave of stupid American idiots.
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