To Gaza With Love

The grouper-faced George Mitchell has made the Juan Martin Peron Lincoln Jr. Jr. position on Hamas clear.  He wants it to be part of a united Palestinian government, giving further legitimacy to a terrorist organization that seeks to kill Jews and destroy Israel (this statement was of course made while Secretary Clinton is in Asia.  If she leaves State publicly, I suspect it will be over Israel.  It will be interesting if she makes her own statement on this.  I hope she does, and it is in opposition to this Mitchellian notion of pure stupid.  Things might get juicy...we'll see).

All you leftist peacenik Jews out there that voted for this asshole are probably of the mind that Israeli children deserved to get rocketed, and must be very excited about this prospect. Go fuck yourselves douchebags.  

Fortunately for Israel it looks like Avigdor Lieberman of Israel Beitanu is backing Netanyahu, along with Shas, which all but clinches the fact that Shimon Peres will ask Bibi to form the coalition government.  For her part, Tzipi Livni, the sore winner that lost, has declared that Kadima will be siding with the opposition, insuring that the Israeli government, at least for the near future, will be right-wing in nature.  Lieberman said his backing of Likud is contingent on Livni being part of the government.  I suspect this was in exchange for stopping any criminal investigation that might be taken up by the Israeli Secret Police, but if it's true that Livni is in the opposition camp, which seems pretty solid, who knows...this is Israel. 

Haaretz is reporting that Livni would consider joining a coalition government that was Netanyahu led if it was a Likud-Israel Beitanu-Kadima coalition.  Having said publicly that he made the mistake of not going with a unity government in his last go round as PM, Bibi may go for that, but this would mean a serious compromising of his ideals and platform.

President Shimon Peres is expected to ask Bibi to form the coalition on Sunday.  There are so many cliffhangers:

Will the opposition stay strong and continue backing the dumbass notion that the best way to to move Israel forward is to sell out to their enemies?

Will Bibi stay true to his right wing ways and go with the will of the voters?

Will Tzipi and Bibi get caught doing it and then name their love child Tipi?

All these questions and more will be answered next time on "As the Falafel Turns!" 

We're just going to have to wait and see how Bibi plays it.  He may choose to keep his enemies close.  He may choose to attempt his right-wing policies.  The only thing I care about is that the next government of Israel does not sit down for negotiations with the Palestinians while the terror kleptocracy is in place.  There can be no real peace until it is dismantled permanently.  If Bibi can take his "economic peace" concept (which has been tried and was considered to be bullshit by the Palestinians), and use it as tool to make peace more profitable than terror then there is an opening.  Until then the Palestinian Authority and Hamas should be told by Israel to go fuck off.

And let us hope that the first message of a Likud led government to George Mitchell, and his dumber than stupid notion of a  terror kleptocracy unity government being acceptable to Israel is, "Go fuck yourself asshat."

Mr. Mitchell...lesson 1: Don't try and make Israel sit down at the table with a terror kleptocracy.  We know you want to destroy Israel so the radical Islamists will sing Cumbaya with us and the jihad will end.  Those of us here in the Land of Not Big Stupid Fucking Idiot Morons will continue to understand that destroying Israel only opens the door for the Islamic consumption of Europe.

Lesson two:  Shut the fuck up asshole.