Martin Luther Lincoln Jr. Jr. Plan Bombs

The AP (Associated Pampers) is reporting the drop of world wide stock markets amid growing skepticism that King Pampers' Douchulus Plan and TARP Carp is going to do one blessed thing to help stimulate the world's largest, and most vital economy.  Why are they so down in the dumps?  Because they know it's a lot of fucking bullshit that isn't going to work.  Wow, we've only been screaming about this since the first TARP plan was announced.

Gosh gee, I wish there was someone out there who had a plan to rescue the toxic mortgage mess, keep people in their homes, and free up the credit lines so banks would start lending money again and the bucks would flow.  Oh wait...someone did.  She used to be the Junior Senator from New York.  She had this crazy fucked up notion that if we brought back the Home Owners Loan Corporation that was created under FDR, a plan of proven success that actually generated a profit, then we could turn this whole thing around.  Unfortunately, our Congress, and the White House were and are occupied by a bunch of fucking criminals whose only interest is tanking our economy and driving up such huge deficits and debt that the social safety net is destroyed, and government's only functions will be rewarding the rich and waging war.

But Shtuey, that was the Republican agenda initiated by Ronald Reagan.  Martin Luther Lincoln Jr. Jr. is a Democrat.

And now you know that both parties are corrupt, beyond redemption, and not interested in whether you live or die.  Sucks doesn't it?  Boy, I sure am glad that thousands of people are taking to the streets to protest what is in effect the financial gang rape of every tax payer in the country.  Oh why bother.  Just keep calling your legislators.  I'm sure that will help.

And what did we hear from Resident Lincoln Jr. Jr. today?  That we should be more like Lincoln of course.  Every time this scumbag opens his mouth I want to vomit.  This, above all things, is why I wanted him to lose.  Now we have to endure an endless stream of fucking bullshit from that lying mouth, with that preacher crap to boot.  And all from the pen of that douchefaceasshole Jon Favreau.  This is like some sick fucking nightmare, all the more fucked up because right now I wish this fuck face was still in the White House.

And in his ever growing vomitous campaign to convince us that he is in fact Lincoln, Martin Luther Lincoln Jr. Jr. announced that he is emancipating the slaves.